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I’M Spartacus!
How many of you good readers are
still tuned into the Spartacus trilogy?
At first, I thought it was just your
editor and Edge colonist Kingpin that
tuned in, but now even he’s abandoned
ship.
To be honest, I don’t even know what
channel it’s on (the wife records it)
and this third series is sadly proving
to be not a patch on the other two.
However, I was watching it the other
way of one of me new builds, or constructing
one of me high falutin barn
conversions out in the country. Then
there’s all that make-up to slap on
and all those lines to learn.”
But wouldn’t you rather be performing
Viva Bianca and JP in a scene
from Spartacus: Vengeance
night when it suddenly dawned on
me what an uncanny resemblance
there is between Gauss Claudius
Glazer (NZ actor Craig Parker, 41,
pictured below, who also played The
part of Haldir of Lorien in The Lord of
the Rings trilogy, so they tell me) and
Chelmsford builder ‘Johnny Boy’
Price of Price Construction.
Come on, readers - they could
almost be brothers, right?
“I’ve done a bit of acting, as it happens
(sniff),” says JP, in an exclusive
interview with The Edge over a
builders brew (that’s anything with
three sugars in it - yep, even in a
cup-o-soup), “but it right gets in the
Is this John Price the builder, or
Craig Parker the NZ actor?
sexy Roman orgy scenes with a
scantily clad Viva Bianca (28) than
being pebble-dashed in Pitsea, The
Edge wanted to know?
“Listen,” says John, “....workin’ on
site from mornin’ ’til night, that’s livin’
alright (that’s livin’ alright), then a pint
with the boys in a bar full of noise,
that’s livin’ alright (that’s livin’
alright)....”
So you wouldn’t trade places with
your alter ego Craig Parker then?
“Don’t get me wrong, Craig’s a good
lad and acting’s not necessarily just
for sissies, but it‘s a builders life for
me. Hey, make sure there’s three
sugars in that, please, love!”
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