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HAPPYEASTER<br />
from<br />
UNCLE EDGE<br />
KIDS!<br />
Yep, it’s a dog eating a Bunny<br />
Wabbit alright....there’s no mistake<br />
about that. And best of all, kids,<br />
Rover said, “Ruff, ruff, ruff!” which<br />
in doggy language means it t<strong>as</strong>ted<br />
ooooooh so good, all that meat<br />
and blood and gore and stuff.<br />
Come to think about it, surely that<br />
ought to be the true meaning of<br />
E<strong>as</strong>ter? <strong>The</strong> proper message?<br />
From your butcher, that is:<br />
EAT MORE WABBITS!<br />
Because we don’t, do we? Yet<br />
they’re such a stupid little creature<br />
that maybe we ought to just....<br />
EAT ’EM?<br />
Kids should be shocked and<br />
scared out of their wits at E<strong>as</strong>ter!<br />
City Status<br />
Hi Shaun,<br />
So what is <strong>The</strong> <strong>Edge</strong>’s take on<br />
Chelmsford’s city status? Will it<br />
make any difference to the man in<br />
the street? Will local amenities<br />
improve? Will our house prices<br />
double overnight? Will our Council<br />
Tax double instead? Will our council<br />
now get better funding to stop<br />
our roads looking like pock-marked<br />
teenagers faces?<br />
Hopefully it can only be a good<br />
thing for the great place in which<br />
we live.<br />
I have to say, when people (especially<br />
foreign people) used to <strong>as</strong>k<br />
about where I lived, I always used<br />
to mention that Chelmsford w<strong>as</strong><br />
the only town in England that had<br />
a Cathedral, only now I won’t be<br />
able to drop that little nugget of<br />
gold into the conversation anymore,<br />
so maybe you can suggest<br />
an alternative gem of information<br />
(I had heard rumours that<br />
Chelmsford h<strong>as</strong> the busiest two<br />
platform station in the country?).<br />
Still really love the mag. I seem to<br />
have noticed it’s now available in a<br />
lot more locations than it used to<br />
be, although possibly I might be<br />
just imagining that.<br />
Best regards,<br />
Stuart Raven<br />
Marketing Director<br />
Chelmsford<br />
S’gotta be the comical rickety<br />
‘fairground attraction’ (Big<br />
Dipper?) above our A&N roundabout,<br />
surely, sir? E.E.<br />
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