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28 Security<br />

Paul Burton, <strong>UKWA</strong>’s honorary adviser on security matters, continues his series<br />

of thoughts on security issues that impact on the warehousing and logistics sectors<br />

Look out for the<br />

cyber criminals<br />

Greetings, from Sorrento! I am forced<br />

to be over here, sitting in the sun drinking<br />

cheap Italian wine. I'm at a security conference<br />

with a hundred plus, overweight, middle-aged<br />

Americans - all of whom are<br />

members of a top secret (until now) network<br />

of investigators, who work together with the<br />

assistance of local investigators al over the<br />

world. I have worked in Singapore, Russia,<br />

Estonia, Nigeria and, of course, America -<br />

North & South, and local knowledge has<br />

proved to be tremendously useful in helping<br />

solve international crime.<br />

Apart from allowing me to slurp cheap<br />

wine for a few days and, indeed, to feel<br />

slim next to these Americans, the trip has<br />

been worthwhile because some of the presentations<br />

I have sat through have highlgihted<br />

just how clever some investigations<br />

have become - depressingly though, the<br />

crooks always seem to be one step ahead.<br />

The internet, which is often seen as a power<br />

for bad, can in fact be extremely useful in<br />

tracing people, and so this month it has<br />

proved. We were asked to hunt down a<br />

woman and a child last heard of in the<br />

Halesowen area and eventually found her<br />

in Worthing.<br />

Now, the reason I tell you this, is that it<br />

turns out that the (formerly) missing woman<br />

has been having a bad run of luck just lately:<br />

each company she goes to work for<br />

eventually has to sack her for professional<br />

misconduct and she, in turn, threatens to<br />

take the company to tribunal for some perceived<br />

wrong-doing. So far we have found<br />

five companies that have settled out of court<br />

and given her a payoff. You could say she's<br />

doing very nicely, thank you!<br />

Oh, and just for your information, she is<br />

using four different names – she changes<br />

them by deed poll regularly.<br />

The moral of this little tale is don't<br />

believe written references. I have St Michael<br />

on my underpants, and I am not a priest.<br />

Goya was a great artist, although of<br />

course, that's subjective. GOYA was also the<br />

advice given to me by my old Sargeant: it<br />

stood for: Get Off Your Arse.<br />

I had to say this to myself this month<br />

when I was looking at a guard hut in the<br />

midlands. The first point of contact for VIPs<br />

visiting any site is the guard hut, and as first<br />

impressions are only made once, I went to<br />

see this particular hut and the staff working<br />

in it. There was no running water in the hut<br />

and the guards had to walk 200 metres to<br />

the nearest fascilities.<br />

I spoke to the female guard there who<br />

was vertically challenged and, although<br />

tenacious, the placement of numerous<br />

monitors in the windows made it physically<br />

impossible for her to see out of her window.<br />

This meant that to her 40 tonne HGVs<br />

would suddenly appear as if by magic!<br />

If we hadn't got up off our bottoms we<br />

would never have seen the bright sunlight<br />

in the guard hut which was completely<br />

obscurring the television monitors at that<br />

time in the afternoon.<br />

June 2008<br />

www.ukwa.org.uk<br />

November/December2006

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