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28 Security<br />
Paul Burton, <strong>UKWA</strong>’s honorary adviser on security matters, continues his series<br />
of thoughts on security issues that impact on the warehousing and logistics sectors<br />
Look out for the<br />
cyber criminals<br />
Greetings, from Sorrento! I am forced<br />
to be over here, sitting in the sun drinking<br />
cheap Italian wine. I'm at a security conference<br />
with a hundred plus, overweight, middle-aged<br />
Americans - all of whom are<br />
members of a top secret (until now) network<br />
of investigators, who work together with the<br />
assistance of local investigators al over the<br />
world. I have worked in Singapore, Russia,<br />
Estonia, Nigeria and, of course, America -<br />
North & South, and local knowledge has<br />
proved to be tremendously useful in helping<br />
solve international crime.<br />
Apart from allowing me to slurp cheap<br />
wine for a few days and, indeed, to feel<br />
slim next to these Americans, the trip has<br />
been worthwhile because some of the presentations<br />
I have sat through have highlgihted<br />
just how clever some investigations<br />
have become - depressingly though, the<br />
crooks always seem to be one step ahead.<br />
The internet, which is often seen as a power<br />
for bad, can in fact be extremely useful in<br />
tracing people, and so this month it has<br />
proved. We were asked to hunt down a<br />
woman and a child last heard of in the<br />
Halesowen area and eventually found her<br />
in Worthing.<br />
Now, the reason I tell you this, is that it<br />
turns out that the (formerly) missing woman<br />
has been having a bad run of luck just lately:<br />
each company she goes to work for<br />
eventually has to sack her for professional<br />
misconduct and she, in turn, threatens to<br />
take the company to tribunal for some perceived<br />
wrong-doing. So far we have found<br />
five companies that have settled out of court<br />
and given her a payoff. You could say she's<br />
doing very nicely, thank you!<br />
Oh, and just for your information, she is<br />
using four different names – she changes<br />
them by deed poll regularly.<br />
The moral of this little tale is don't<br />
believe written references. I have St Michael<br />
on my underpants, and I am not a priest.<br />
Goya was a great artist, although of<br />
course, that's subjective. GOYA was also the<br />
advice given to me by my old Sargeant: it<br />
stood for: Get Off Your Arse.<br />
I had to say this to myself this month<br />
when I was looking at a guard hut in the<br />
midlands. The first point of contact for VIPs<br />
visiting any site is the guard hut, and as first<br />
impressions are only made once, I went to<br />
see this particular hut and the staff working<br />
in it. There was no running water in the hut<br />
and the guards had to walk 200 metres to<br />
the nearest fascilities.<br />
I spoke to the female guard there who<br />
was vertically challenged and, although<br />
tenacious, the placement of numerous<br />
monitors in the windows made it physically<br />
impossible for her to see out of her window.<br />
This meant that to her 40 tonne HGVs<br />
would suddenly appear as if by magic!<br />
If we hadn't got up off our bottoms we<br />
would never have seen the bright sunlight<br />
in the guard hut which was completely<br />
obscurring the television monitors at that<br />
time in the afternoon.<br />
June 2008<br />
www.ukwa.org.uk<br />
November/December2006