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If it’s pleasure then it’s right on the threshold<br />

of pain. It’s a tantalizing bite.<br />

Bradley: This next question was posed to<br />

me by an undisclosed, absentee participant<br />

in this interview. Why don’t you grow a<br />

mustache, Cheetah?<br />

Chet: Because mustaches look goofy on me<br />

and I don’t want to.<br />

Bradley: It wouldn’t go well with the portobello<br />

mushroom?<br />

Chet: Yeah, I think a mushroom on my face<br />

would look bad, and I think a mustache also<br />

would look bad on my face, but that’s just<br />

my personal feeling. I mean I look sexy in<br />

many different looks and fashions, and I<br />

probably would look fucking great in a<br />

mustache, but I have to do things for me. I<br />

have to feel good about me. And when I see<br />

a mustache on my face I feel silly. And silly<br />

can be entertaining, but I want to entertain<br />

without being silly. And I think I have a<br />

nice upper lip. I don’t want to cover it up.<br />

Bradley: So mustaches are silly?<br />

I wonder how many<br />

people would cringe if<br />

I said the South,<br />

rather than the coasts,<br />

shapes America.<br />

Look through<br />

American History,<br />

brothers and sisters.<br />

You will be surprised.<br />

Chet: On me. In my eye. Now, like I said,<br />

another person could see a mustache on me<br />

and they will probably think that it looks<br />

beautiful, but when I see it on me I think it’s<br />

pretty silly. I’m a very self-conscious person.<br />

Bradley: J.R., do you think that a mustache<br />

might help you on the cell phone? You<br />

seem to have a way with the cell phone. (He<br />

doesn’t like to use them.)<br />

JR: Well, the mustache keeps your cell<br />

phone clean, I guess.<br />

Bradley: You have a reputation as a pizza<br />

dough tosser?<br />

JR: Well ol’ Token cain’t do much, but he<br />

can make you a mean pizza though.<br />

Bradley: Cain’t do much? Some would beg<br />

to differ JR. You have quite an underground<br />

reputation as being a formidable dog trainer.<br />

JR: Yeah, I can train dogs.<br />

Bradley: I remember one trick where you<br />

leashed your dog (Ozzy) to your belt, when<br />

you walked down the street.<br />

JR: Yeah, he learned how to heel good.<br />

Bradley: Learned how to heel good – Heel,<br />

Ozzy!<br />

JR: Yeah.<br />

Bradley: Who is the Worlds Greatest<br />

Drummer (WGD)?<br />

Chet: That would be J.R.R. Token. I’ll<br />

answer that one.<br />

Bradley: What constitutes a great drummer?<br />

I mean, there’s a lot of drummers, I’m<br />

sure you can’t be the fuckin’ best.<br />

JR: ‘Cause cain’t none of these damned little<br />

mealy-mouthed sons of bitches hold a<br />

torch to this man right here.<br />

Bradley: Mealy-mouthed?<br />

JR: Little bastards.<br />

Bradley: What you been reading here lately,<br />

Cheetah?<br />

Chet: Ah, I’ve read a book about the Doors.<br />

Light My Fire by Ray Manzarek.<br />

Bradley: It’s good stuff?<br />

Chet: It’s good stuff. I like the Doors. I like<br />

their story and I wanted to hear Ray<br />

Manzarek’s side, ‘cause I think he’s the one<br />

who’s really fucked up the Doors image. He<br />

was a great keyboard player and a great<br />

musician. Whether or not he knows,<br />

whether or not he realizes what he’s done to<br />

the Doors rep. He turned Jim Morrison into<br />

some sort of pop icon and so-called shaman<br />

when I think it’d be much better served to<br />

remember Jim Morrison as a great rock and<br />

roll singer.<br />

Bradley: More so than Jim Morrison the<br />

poet?<br />

Chet: No, I think Jim Morrison was work-<br />

ing on some good poetry and if the dumbass<br />

hadn’t killed himself early, he probably<br />

would have become a good poet, but I don’t<br />

think calling him a religious shaman is fair.<br />

Saying that someone can lead people in a<br />

religious manner to save their souls or transfer<br />

their spirits is quite a burden to put on<br />

someone who’s twenty-seven years old. I<br />

think that’s kinda all blown up in a negative<br />

manner to where Morrison is emphasized,<br />

rather than the Doors music, and Morrison<br />

as a mystical figure has turned into<br />

Morrison as a teen-idol. The Doors have<br />

almost ended up becoming a parody of<br />

themselves, especially with this new stuff<br />

they’re doing. It’s a shame. Really, they’re<br />

just an innovative, great rock and roll band<br />

and there’s not many people who can say<br />

that, and it should have been left right there.<br />

That’s a pretty fuckin’ great achievement.<br />

But anyways, I was reading a book about<br />

the Pre-Raphaelites art movement. I want to<br />

know more about the people who were<br />

painting.<br />

At the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame<br />

Tour, they have a notebook of Morrison’s<br />

where he wrote lyrics. It was pretty cool.<br />

We saw Hendrix’s notebook of lyrics. Otis<br />

Redding’s airplane. That was sort of<br />

intense.<br />

Bradley: You’re here in Los Angeles, you<br />

know, “come on baby light my fire.” This is<br />

the land of the Doors. How’s that been for<br />

you? There’s a big ass painting of him over<br />

in Hollywood.<br />

Chet: Yeah, I saw that. I don’t know how I<br />

feel about big murals. I guess it’s not really<br />

any of my business. I just like to remind<br />

folks, every once in a while, that there’s a<br />

lot of hype.<br />

Bradley: Chet, with the<br />

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