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If it’s pleasure then it’s right on the threshold<br />
of pain. It’s a tantalizing bite.<br />
Bradley: This next question was posed to<br />
me by an undisclosed, absentee participant<br />
in this interview. Why don’t you grow a<br />
mustache, Cheetah?<br />
Chet: Because mustaches look goofy on me<br />
and I don’t want to.<br />
Bradley: It wouldn’t go well with the portobello<br />
mushroom?<br />
Chet: Yeah, I think a mushroom on my face<br />
would look bad, and I think a mustache also<br />
would look bad on my face, but that’s just<br />
my personal feeling. I mean I look sexy in<br />
many different looks and fashions, and I<br />
probably would look fucking great in a<br />
mustache, but I have to do things for me. I<br />
have to feel good about me. And when I see<br />
a mustache on my face I feel silly. And silly<br />
can be entertaining, but I want to entertain<br />
without being silly. And I think I have a<br />
nice upper lip. I don’t want to cover it up.<br />
Bradley: So mustaches are silly?<br />
I wonder how many<br />
people would cringe if<br />
I said the South,<br />
rather than the coasts,<br />
shapes America.<br />
Look through<br />
American History,<br />
brothers and sisters.<br />
You will be surprised.<br />
Chet: On me. In my eye. Now, like I said,<br />
another person could see a mustache on me<br />
and they will probably think that it looks<br />
beautiful, but when I see it on me I think it’s<br />
pretty silly. I’m a very self-conscious person.<br />
Bradley: J.R., do you think that a mustache<br />
might help you on the cell phone? You<br />
seem to have a way with the cell phone. (He<br />
doesn’t like to use them.)<br />
JR: Well, the mustache keeps your cell<br />
phone clean, I guess.<br />
Bradley: You have a reputation as a pizza<br />
dough tosser?<br />
JR: Well ol’ Token cain’t do much, but he<br />
can make you a mean pizza though.<br />
Bradley: Cain’t do much? Some would beg<br />
to differ JR. You have quite an underground<br />
reputation as being a formidable dog trainer.<br />
JR: Yeah, I can train dogs.<br />
Bradley: I remember one trick where you<br />
leashed your dog (Ozzy) to your belt, when<br />
you walked down the street.<br />
JR: Yeah, he learned how to heel good.<br />
Bradley: Learned how to heel good – Heel,<br />
Ozzy!<br />
JR: Yeah.<br />
Bradley: Who is the Worlds Greatest<br />
Drummer (WGD)?<br />
Chet: That would be J.R.R. Token. I’ll<br />
answer that one.<br />
Bradley: What constitutes a great drummer?<br />
I mean, there’s a lot of drummers, I’m<br />
sure you can’t be the fuckin’ best.<br />
JR: ‘Cause cain’t none of these damned little<br />
mealy-mouthed sons of bitches hold a<br />
torch to this man right here.<br />
Bradley: Mealy-mouthed?<br />
JR: Little bastards.<br />
Bradley: What you been reading here lately,<br />
Cheetah?<br />
Chet: Ah, I’ve read a book about the Doors.<br />
Light My Fire by Ray Manzarek.<br />
Bradley: It’s good stuff?<br />
Chet: It’s good stuff. I like the Doors. I like<br />
their story and I wanted to hear Ray<br />
Manzarek’s side, ‘cause I think he’s the one<br />
who’s really fucked up the Doors image. He<br />
was a great keyboard player and a great<br />
musician. Whether or not he knows,<br />
whether or not he realizes what he’s done to<br />
the Doors rep. He turned Jim Morrison into<br />
some sort of pop icon and so-called shaman<br />
when I think it’d be much better served to<br />
remember Jim Morrison as a great rock and<br />
roll singer.<br />
Bradley: More so than Jim Morrison the<br />
poet?<br />
Chet: No, I think Jim Morrison was work-<br />
ing on some good poetry and if the dumbass<br />
hadn’t killed himself early, he probably<br />
would have become a good poet, but I don’t<br />
think calling him a religious shaman is fair.<br />
Saying that someone can lead people in a<br />
religious manner to save their souls or transfer<br />
their spirits is quite a burden to put on<br />
someone who’s twenty-seven years old. I<br />
think that’s kinda all blown up in a negative<br />
manner to where Morrison is emphasized,<br />
rather than the Doors music, and Morrison<br />
as a mystical figure has turned into<br />
Morrison as a teen-idol. The Doors have<br />
almost ended up becoming a parody of<br />
themselves, especially with this new stuff<br />
they’re doing. It’s a shame. Really, they’re<br />
just an innovative, great rock and roll band<br />
and there’s not many people who can say<br />
that, and it should have been left right there.<br />
That’s a pretty fuckin’ great achievement.<br />
But anyways, I was reading a book about<br />
the Pre-Raphaelites art movement. I want to<br />
know more about the people who were<br />
painting.<br />
At the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame<br />
Tour, they have a notebook of Morrison’s<br />
where he wrote lyrics. It was pretty cool.<br />
We saw Hendrix’s notebook of lyrics. Otis<br />
Redding’s airplane. That was sort of<br />
intense.<br />
Bradley: You’re here in Los Angeles, you<br />
know, “come on baby light my fire.” This is<br />
the land of the Doors. How’s that been for<br />
you? There’s a big ass painting of him over<br />
in Hollywood.<br />
Chet: Yeah, I saw that. I don’t know how I<br />
feel about big murals. I guess it’s not really<br />
any of my business. I just like to remind<br />
folks, every once in a while, that there’s a<br />
lot of hype.<br />
Bradley: Chet, with the<br />
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