Myra-Breckinridge-Gore-Vidal

his cool I dont he, said quote believe one word of this storyso whoever you are you may have been a man once buthow do we know that that man was Buck Loners nephewMyron question mark unquote well that bitch was ready forthat one she opens her handbag with a smirk and says Iquote we had two plans Uncle Buck one was to get you toaccept me as Myrons widow the other was to prove to youthat I used to be Myron here are Myrons fingerprints fromthe FBI when he was fingerprinted as a small boy whilevisiting the nations capital with a Boy Scout troop you arefree at any time to check these prints with my own un quotewell thats the ball game I said to Flagler Junior who stillmade noises about how did we know the prints were thesame and not just another bluff so I said I accept the factthat this is my nephew Myron with his balls cut off like a yearold steer God help us all end quote why Uncle Buck saidthat thing quote I am going to kiss you unquote and BuckLoner who has never been kissed by a man except by LeoCarrillo in a flick and is all male as the East West HomeMassage Service can almost daily tes tify allowed himselfto be kissed by that goddam thing that creep that capon ohscreams Myron after he has got his goddam lipstick all overmy ear I knew wed be great friends one day ever since Iused to see every single picture you ever made and wroteyou all those fan letters yes I said I sure remember thoseletters and I told Gertrude that you were ob viously bright asthey come so now Myron no no no it says to me Tm MyraMyron is dead as a doornail why when I lost those uglythings it was like a ship losing its anchor and lye been