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the Academy. But I assured them that Uncle Buck and Icould never quarrel about anything. "Oh, perhaps adisagreement or two about how far one should go in tellingthe students whether or not they really do have talent."Unfortunately both my colleagues share the Buck Lonerphilosophy. One of them is a Negro queen named IrvingAmadeus. A recent convert to the Bahai religion, he livesentirely on organic foods raised in a series of pots in thebackyard of a large house at Van Nuys which he shareswith a number of fellow cultists. There are, incidentally, nineNegro teachers but only seven Negro students. Though Isuspect that Buck dislikes our dusky cousins, he has donehis best to integrate the school at the teaching level, leaningover backwards to give work to almost any show-biz-typeNegro who comes his way (the Stepin Fetchit LectureSeries, however, fell through at the last moment, due to acontractual snag). But at the student level, integration hasnot been easy. A vocal minority are prejudiced, possiblybecause many young white males fear the Negro cock.Time and again I have observed white youths inadvertentlyclench their buttocks at the approach of a black man, asthough fearful of anal penetration, not realizing that thelegend of Negro size is just that legend. The dozen or sojungle bunnies I have trafficked with were perfectly ordinaryin that department... in fact, two were hung like chipmunks(Myron, incidentally, was larger than any of them, a factwhich, paradoxically, caused him not joy but despair). Thephysiological origin of the myth was once explained to meby Dr. Montag. Apparently the Negro penis limp is almost