Volume 9 – The Great Spank-Off - The Woody Back to School Unit

The Great Spank-OffAt Woodys Mandy immediately struck up afriendship with Claire Brooks who had just beensentenced under another of the System’s celebrityscams.Despite her demure appearance Clairepossessed a rapier and ribald tongue that piquedAmanda’s sense of humor immensely. Amanda’s tastefor Claire’s penchant for pith would have aconsiderably detrimental impact on the future of herbumbags.Quiet and unassuming by nature Mandy’s highranking on the Big BUTT Hall of Shame couldprobably have been averted had it not been for herraucous responses to Claire’s regular interruptions tolectures. The requests for Claire to step up before theform or bend over her desk or to visit with theprincipal were frequently suffixed by, “and that willinclude you, San Pierre.”During her year in the Elite she had maintaineda relatively low profile on the minxing circuit and hadonly received two beatings. Predictably, both hadbeen associated with bursting into fits of giggles atClaire’s impromptu and ill-timed interjections to theproceedings.In the run-up to the spank-off she had trainedwith Claire, upstairs in the library doing her best toget her bum into competition state.