Volume 9 â The Great Spank-Off - The Woody Back to School Unit
Volume 9 â The Great Spank-Off - The Woody Back to School Unit
Volume 9 â The Great Spank-Off - The Woody Back to School Unit
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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Great</strong> <strong>Spank</strong>-<strong>Off</strong>Heroically Cassie Cassy had crawled out ofscratch early and shanghaied a few grumpy grubbys<strong>to</strong> set up a breakfast buffet. As the weary inmatesshuffled downstairs the mimosa and bloody marystands were particularly well-populated.<strong>The</strong> Bounder declared that she wouldannounce the odds for the forthcoming round by midafternoon.Never one <strong>to</strong> miss an opportunityBernadette sportingly <strong>to</strong>ok bets on the odds she andLisa would calculate.At four o’clock the hungover inmatescongregated in the <strong>Great</strong> Hall <strong>to</strong> witness the draw forthe last eight and the announcement of the odds.Mr Humphries open the proceedings byominously dubbing the next round as ‘LeatherSaturday’.Lady Vic<strong>to</strong>ria and Cathryn <strong>to</strong>ok turns <strong>to</strong> pluckcontestants names out of a <strong>to</strong>mbola and the Bounderannounced the odds.Odds Gal 1 Gal 2 OddsEvens Joanna Heyworth Lisa Sut<strong>to</strong>n 6-17-1 Nicola Jane Nixon Deborah Mor<strong>to</strong>n 2-18-1 Cathryn Cassidy Cassandra 10-1Cassidy5-1 Claire Brooks Lady Vic<strong>to</strong>riaBromp<strong>to</strong>n4-1<strong>The</strong> pairing of Nixdown and Debs, theorigina<strong>to</strong>rs of the <strong>Spank</strong>-off caused a frenzy of bettingamongst the inmates and another rift in the luteamongst the Famous Four.
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