Volume 9 – The Great Spank-Off - The Woody Back to School Unit

63“Will you accept the challenge,” asked theGrand Master gently.For a moment Penelope Ann continued to lookthoughtful, and then she reached her handbackwards.“No, sir,” she said emphatically, “I’m gonnarub,” and grabbed the seat of her skirt.Lady Victoria Brompton bent over the chair toreceive the winning stroke.The backstage party was a love fest. Perchedon their velvet cushions the competitors were fetedby their admiring fans. The gallant losers wereextended the same awestruck appreciation as thevictors. Champagne flowed in copious quantities andthe grubbys bustled about serving canapés and otherdelicacies.Nobody was denied their bragging rights andbubbly flowed late into the night.The Bounder was holed up with the Minxstergleefully counting her loot. Although she had lost herskirt, her blouse and her bumbags on the outcomebets she had amply recovered on the spread bettingdue to the unexpectedly high scoring of some of thebouts. The stacks of quids piled up on the table infront of her. The sight of the greenbacks took hermind off the ferocious burning inside her bumbags.Nonetheless, both Bernadette and Lisa took the wiseprecaution of performing their final accounting in theupright position.Jojo poured the Grand Master a snifter ofcognac as a nightcap. “We have to be barking,” she