Volume 9 – The Great Spank-Off - The Woody Back to School Unit

14Battle of the Red-ShirtsThe last bout of the night was billed as theBattle of the Red-shirts. The pugnacious streetbrawler, Lady Victoria Brompton facing off the gentleEnglish rose Penelope Ann Evans. In respect of herpast rank of Red-shirt, Penelope Ann was wearing thered shirt and black tie that signified her status.During the early years of her sentencePenelope Ann had been considered an unassuminggal, rarely getting into trouble, preferring to spendher time with her beloved pony more than with herfellow inmates. She ranked low on the Big-BUTT Hallof Shame, not even featuring until the final phases ofher incarceration.At the end of her fifth year at the unit she hadbriefly run foul of Ms Lawton. She had witnessed theinfamous Juliet Spage and her crony Jayne Underley,causing a small fire in the stables. In typical Julietstyle she had gone into a funk and left Penelope Annto do her best to put the fire out. Although the GrandDame took her word for it that she had not set thefire herself she demanded that Penelope Ann reveal