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Volume 9 – The Great Spank-Off - The Woody Back to School Unit

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55covertly training Yvonne Godfrey and Janet Mitchell <strong>to</strong>re-establish the Secret Society of Serial <strong>Spank</strong>ers. Shehad promised Yvonne the role of Red-shirt.When the selection process had reached astalemate a compromise was reached. Penelope Annwas offered the position. At first she resisted butwhen Ms Law<strong>to</strong>n pointed out that the other potentialcandidate was Jackie ‘Ivan the Terrible’ Ivanhoe sheagreed <strong>to</strong> take the job.<strong>The</strong> year of Operation Scorched Arse was not agood time <strong>to</strong> be the Red-shirt. Despite her failure <strong>to</strong>take the <strong>to</strong>p spot Yvonne Godfrey still enjoyed thesponsorship of Patty and her cronies on the RadicalRight. She presided over the units most heinous SSand conspired <strong>to</strong> undermine Penny’s authority atevery opportunity.Although Penny was ultimately answerable <strong>to</strong>the Grand Dame her direct line of reporting wentthrough Ms Hodge. When Pen complained about theSS Patty scolded her and forbade her <strong>to</strong> bring thematter up with Ms Law<strong>to</strong>n. Patty wrote baselessreports damning Penny Ann’s performance andinsinuating that Pen might be the secret commandan<strong>to</strong>f the SS.Ms Law<strong>to</strong>n was becoming increasingly alarmedthat Operation Scorched Arse had back-fired and tha<strong>to</strong>utright anarchy was now prevailing at the unit. Pattycontinued <strong>to</strong> promote the idea that it was PennyAnn’s poor leadership of the Elite that was <strong>to</strong> blameand poor Pen found herself spending increasingamounts of time in the Beak’s study trying <strong>to</strong> defendherself. It was a painful period for Penelope AnnEvans and during her tenure she was beaten a dozen

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