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nius."<br />
"I like to think so."<br />
"So Steve Borwick is screwing his secretary."<br />
I met Steve my sophomore year at college. We both sat in the back of the<br />
room during Russian class. When I asked Steve why the hell he was taking<br />
Russian, he gave the same answer I was giving. I want to join the KGB. The<br />
real reason we were taking Russian was the instructor. Professor Pavalova was<br />
a Russian beauty and an easy grader. Neither Steve nor I were linguists so<br />
we wanted to get through our language requirement as painlessly as possible.<br />
He was studying Political Science with a long-range eye on law school. I was<br />
taking acting classes with no goals in sight except a vague idea I'd get picked<br />
up in Hollywood. I was getting laid constantly in college so I figured I had<br />
the it in making it. Steve, it turned out, was even more promiscuous than I<br />
was. He had a reputation for out-drinking and out-smoking the competition<br />
and he was supposed to be hung like a horse. I'd never seen him naked and<br />
his hands didn't look too big to me, but reputations usually had merit and<br />
when we started drinking and smoking together, he more than held his own<br />
so I figured the rest was true.<br />
"Did you ever screw one of your bosses?" I ask Jenny.<br />
"I always keep a distance with my bosses. If they think they have a shot<br />
with me, they stay interested and pay me well."<br />
"That they do."<br />
"It's all part of the corporate game."<br />
"I screwed a lot of my leading ladies," I say.<br />
"Wow."<br />
"I'm just trying to find a parallel."<br />
"You should have screwed some casting agents instead."<br />
"I should have."<br />
"That's where the power is. Then you could have been a star."<br />
"I am a star," I say.<br />
Jenny rolls her eyes, chooses a third shrimp, bites off the meat, lines up<br />
the empty tail next to the other two.<br />
"You could be rich if you married one of your bosses," I say. "You'd<br />
never have to work again."<br />
"I've never liked any of my bosses. Why would I want to marry<br />
them?"<br />
"So I could predict you'd get divorced."<br />
I recognize the guy coming towards us. His name is Ryan and I've met<br />
him a couple of times. He used to be a lawyer in Steve's firm before he set<br />
up his own practice. He specializes in handling sexual harassment cases,<br />
which is ironic because the few times we've been out, he's always the most<br />
Adam Berlin