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A Phone Call<br />

Bradley Bosma<br />

"So how about this weather we've been having?"<br />

"How's that?"<br />

"This weather. We've been having weather. How about that, huh?"<br />

"Oh, I hadn't really noticed. I usually work nights. Indoors. I work<br />

indoors at night and I don't have much need for weather."<br />

"Nights, huh? You know, Anne, many people think owls are nocturnal,<br />

but that's just a myth. I saw a special about it on the Discovery Channel.<br />

Everyone thinks owls only come out at night but, you know, they don't. They<br />

come out during the day, too."<br />

"Yeah, well, Jack, if owls made double plus overtime down at the Scrub<br />

n' Rub for working nights and were single-handedly supporting 2 children—I<br />

bet more owls would come out at night."<br />

"I guess they didn't really mention it in the owl special. Anyway, have<br />

you given any more thought to that thing we were talking about earlier?"<br />

"Yeah, I've been thinking about that. Listen, Jack, I haven't talked to<br />

you since we—"<br />

"Boned that last time."<br />

"You've always had a way with words, Jack. Anyway, I haven't talked<br />

to you since then and then I get this call from you out of the blue and you<br />

want to... well, actually I think I'm a little confused still; what is it exactly<br />

you wish to do?"<br />

"I want to rent your kids to pick up divorcees and widowers at<br />

church."<br />

"Right, divorcees and widowers. How does that work exactly?"<br />

"Well they meet regularly, every Thursday night, at 7, in the church. So<br />

there they are, Thursdays at 7, and I read about this meeting in the Church<br />

bulletin, I picked up—on the floor of a bar, the Scrub n' Rub, actually, small<br />

world, huh? Anyway, they have these meetings, and I haven't dated in a<br />

long time, like a really long time—did I tell you I haven't dated in a really<br />

long time? Well I haven't dated in a really long time so I start going to these<br />

meetings..."<br />

"Right, and where exactly do the fruit of my loins fit in, in helping to<br />

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