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A Phone Call<br />
Bradley Bosma<br />
"So how about this weather we've been having?"<br />
"How's that?"<br />
"This weather. We've been having weather. How about that, huh?"<br />
"Oh, I hadn't really noticed. I usually work nights. Indoors. I work<br />
indoors at night and I don't have much need for weather."<br />
"Nights, huh? You know, Anne, many people think owls are nocturnal,<br />
but that's just a myth. I saw a special about it on the Discovery Channel.<br />
Everyone thinks owls only come out at night but, you know, they don't. They<br />
come out during the day, too."<br />
"Yeah, well, Jack, if owls made double plus overtime down at the Scrub<br />
n' Rub for working nights and were single-handedly supporting 2 children—I<br />
bet more owls would come out at night."<br />
"I guess they didn't really mention it in the owl special. Anyway, have<br />
you given any more thought to that thing we were talking about earlier?"<br />
"Yeah, I've been thinking about that. Listen, Jack, I haven't talked to<br />
you since we—"<br />
"Boned that last time."<br />
"You've always had a way with words, Jack. Anyway, I haven't talked<br />
to you since then and then I get this call from you out of the blue and you<br />
want to... well, actually I think I'm a little confused still; what is it exactly<br />
you wish to do?"<br />
"I want to rent your kids to pick up divorcees and widowers at<br />
church."<br />
"Right, divorcees and widowers. How does that work exactly?"<br />
"Well they meet regularly, every Thursday night, at 7, in the church. So<br />
there they are, Thursdays at 7, and I read about this meeting in the Church<br />
bulletin, I picked up—on the floor of a bar, the Scrub n' Rub, actually, small<br />
world, huh? Anyway, they have these meetings, and I haven't dated in a<br />
long time, like a really long time—did I tell you I haven't dated in a really<br />
long time? Well I haven't dated in a really long time so I start going to these<br />
meetings..."<br />
"Right, and where exactly do the fruit of my loins fit in, in helping to<br />
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