''Abe'' Lincoln's Yarns and Stories - University of Macau Library

Yarns and Stories, by Alexander K. McClure 20Once, when Lincoln was pleading a case, the opposing lawyer had all theadvantage of the law; the weather was warm, and his opponent, as wasadmissible in frontier courts, pulled off his coat and vest as he grew warmin the argument.At that time, shirts with buttons behind were unusual. Lincoln took in thesituation at once. Knowing the prejudices of the primitive people againstpretension of all sorts, or any affectation of superior social rank, arising, hesaid: "Gentlemen of the jury, having justice on my side, I don't think youwill be at all influenced by the gentleman's pretended knowledge of thelaw, when you see he does not even know which side of his shirt should bein front." There was a general laugh, and Lincoln's case was won.A MISCHIEVOUS OX.President Lincoln once told the following story of Colonel W., who hadbeen elected to the Legislature, and had also been judge of the CountyCourt. His elevation, however, had made him somewhat pompous, and hebecame very fond of using big words. On his farm he had a very large andmischievous ox, called "Big Brindle," which very frequently broke downhis neighbors' fences, and committed other depredations, much to theColonel's annoyance.One morning after breakfast, in the presence of Lincoln, who had stayedwith him over night, and who was on his way to town, he called hisoverseer and said to him:"Mr. Allen, I desire you to impound 'Big Brindle,' in order that I may hearno animadversions on his eternal depredations."Allen bowed and walked off, sorely puzzled to know what the Colonelwanted him to do. After Colonel W. left for town, he went to his wife andasked her what the Colonel meant by telling him to impound the ox."Why, he meant to tell you to put him in a pen," said she.