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Yarns and Stories, by Alexander K. McClure 352One of the campaign songs of 1860 which will never be forgotten wasWhittier's "The Quakers Are Out:--""Give the flags to the winds! Set the hills all aflame! Make way for the manwith The Patriarch's name! Away with misgivings--away With all doubt,For Lincoln goes in when the Quakers are out!"Speaking of this song (with which he was greatly pleased) one day at theWhite House, the President said: "It reminds me of a little story I heardyears ago out in Illinois. A political campaign was on, and the atmospherewas kept at a high temperature. Several fights had already occurred, manymen having been seriously hurt, and the prospects were that the resultwould be close. One of the candidates was a professional politician with ahuge wart on his nose, this disfigurement having earned for him thenickname of 'Warty.' His opponent was a young lawyer who wore 'biled'shirts, 'was shaved by a barber, and had his clothes made to fit him."Now, 'Warty' was of Quaker stock, and around election time made a greatparade of the fact. When there were no campaigns in progress he wasanything but Quakerish in his language or actions. The young lawyer didn'tknow what the inside of a meeting house looked like."Well, the night before election-day the two candidates came together at ajoint debate, both being on the speakers' platform. The young lawyer had tospeak after 'Warty,' and his reputation suffered at the hands of the Quaker,who told the many Friends present what a wicked fellow the young manwas--never went to church, swore, drank, smoked and gambled."After 'Warty' had finished the other arose and faced the audience. 'I'm nota good man,' said he, 'and what my opponent has said about me is trueenough, but I'm always the same. I don't profess religion when I run foroffice, and then turn around and associate with bad people when thecampaign's over. I'm no hypocrite. I don't sing many psalms. Neither doesmy opponent; and, talking about singing, I'd just like to hear my friend whois running against me sing the song--for the benefit of this audience--Iheard him sing the night after he was nominated. I yield the floor to him:
Yarns and Stories, by Alexander K. McClure 353"Of course 'Warty' refused, his Quaker supporters grew suspicious, andwhen they turned out at the polls the following day they voted for thewicked young lawyer."So, it's true that when 'the Quakers are out' the man they support is apt togo in."HAD CONFIDENCE IN HIM--"BUT--.""General Blank asks for more men," said Secretary of War Stanton to thePresident one day, showing the latter a telegram from the commandernamed appealing for re-enforcements."I guess he's killed off enough men, hasn't he?" queried the President."I don't mean Confederates--our own men. What's the use in sendingvolunteers down to him if they're only used to fill graves?""His dispatch seems to imply that, in his opinion, you have not theconfidence in him he thinks he deserves," the War Secretary went on to say,as he looked over the telegram again."Oh," was the President's reply, "he needn't lose any of his sleep on thataccount. Just telegraph him to that effect; also, that I don't propose to sendhim any more men."HOW HOMINY WAS ORIGINATED.During the progress of a Cabinet meeting the subject of food for the men inthe Army happened to come up. From that the conversation changed to thestudy of the Latin language."I studied Latin once," said Mr. Lincoln, in a casual way."Were you interested in it?" asked Mr. Seward, the Secretary of State.
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