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Yarns and Stories, by Alexander K. McClure 200In his youth, Mr. Lincoln once got an idea for a thrilling, romantic story.One day, in Springfield, he was sitting with his feet on the window sill,chatting with an acquaintance, when he suddenly changed the drift of theconversation by saying: "Did you ever write out a story in your mind? I didwhen I was a little codger. One day a wagon with a lady and two girls and aman broke down near us, and while they were fixing up, they cooked in ourkitchen. The woman had books and read us stories, and they were the first Ihad ever heard. I took a great fancy to one of the girls; and when they weregone I thought of her a great deal, and one day when I was sitting out in thesun by the house I wrote out a story in my mind. I thought I took myfather's horse and followed the wagon, and finally I found it, and they weresurprised to see me. I talked with the girl, and persuaded her to elope withme; and that night I put her on my horse, and we started off across theprairie. After several hours we came to a camp; and when we rode up wefound it was the one we had left a few hours before, and went in. The nextnight we tried again, and the same thing happened--the horse came back tothe same place; and then we concluded that we ought not to elope. I stayeduntil I had persuaded her father to give her to me. I always meant to writethat story out and publish it, and I began once; but I concluded that it wasnot much of a story. But I think that was the beginning of love with me."LINCOLN'S IDEAS ON CROSSING A RIVER WHEN HE GOT TO IT.Lincoln's reply to a Springfield (Illinois) clergyman, who asked him whatwas to be his policy on the slavery question was most apt:"Well, your question is rather a cool one, but I will answer it by telling youa story:"You know Father B., the old Methodist preacher? and you know FoxRiver and its freshets?"Well, once in the presence of Father B., a young Methodist was worryingabout Fox River, and expressing fears that he should be prevented fromfulfilling some of his appointments by a freshet in the river.
Yarns and Stories, by Alexander K. McClure 201"Father B. checked him in his gravest manner. Said he:"'Young man, I have always made it a rule in my life not to cross Fox Rivertill I get to it.'"And," said the President, "I am not going to worry myself over the slaveryquestion till I get to it."A few days afterward a Methodist minister called on the President, and onbeing presented to him, said, simply:"Mr. President, I have come to tell you that I think we have got to FoxRiver!"Lincoln thanked the clergyman, and laughed heartily.PRESIDENT NOMINATED FIRST.The day of Lincoln's second nomination for the Presidency he forgot allabout the Republican National Convention, sitting at Baltimore, andwandered over to the War Department. While there, a telegram cameannouncing the nomination of Johnson as Vice-President."What," said Lincoln to the operator, "do they nominate a Vice-Presidentbefore they do a President?""Why," replied the astonished official, "have you not heard of your ownnomination? It was sent to the White House two hours ago.""It is all right," replied the President; "I shall probably find it on my return.""THEM GILLITEENS."The illustrated newspapers of the United States and England had a gooddeal of fun, not only with President Lincoln, but the latter's Cabinet officersand military commanders as well. It was said by these funny publications
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