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''Abe'' Lincoln's Yarns and Stories - University of Macau Library

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<strong>Yarns</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Stories</strong>, by Alex<strong>and</strong>er K. McClure 255BIG ENOUGH HOG FOR HIM.To a curiosity-seeker who desired a permit to pass the lines to visit the field<strong>of</strong> Bull Run, after the first battle, Lincoln made the following reply:"A man in Cortl<strong>and</strong>t county raised a porker <strong>of</strong> such unusual size thatstrangers went out <strong>of</strong> their way to see it."One <strong>of</strong> them the other day met the old gentleman <strong>and</strong> inquired about theanimal."'Wall, yes,' the old fellow said, 'I've got such a critter, mi'ty big un; but Iguess I'll have to charge you about a shillin' for lookin' at him.'"The stranger looked at the old man for a minute or so, pulled out thedesired coin, h<strong>and</strong>ed it to him <strong>and</strong> started to go <strong>of</strong>f. 'Hold on,' said theother, 'don't you want to see the hog?'"'No,' said the stranger; 'I have seen as big a hog as I want to see!'"And you will find that fact the case with yourself, if you should happen tosee a few live rebels there as well as dead ones.""ABE" OFFERS A SPEECH FOR SOMETHING TO EAT.When <strong>Lincoln's</strong> special train from Springfield to Washington reached theIllinois State line, there was a stop for dinner. There was such a crowd thatLincoln could scarcely reach the dining-room. "Gentlemen," said he, as hesurveyed the crowd, "if you will make me a little path, so that I can getthrough <strong>and</strong> get something to eat, I will make you a speech when I getback."THEY UNDERSTOOD EACH OTHER.When complaints were made to President Lincoln by victims <strong>of</strong> Secretary<strong>of</strong> War Stanton's harshness, rudeness, <strong>and</strong> refusal to be

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