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Yarns and Stories, by Alexander K. McClure 34Great were the shouts and laughter of the crowd, and both were greatlyincreased when Lincoln, on surveying the Judge's animal, set down hissaw-horse, and exclaimed:"Well, Judge, this is the first time I ever got the worst of it in a horse trade."IT DEPENDED UPON HIS CONDITION.The President had made arrangements to visit New York, and was told thatPresident Garrett, of the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad, would be glad tofurnish a special train."I don't doubt it a bit," remarked the President, "for I know Mr. Garrett, andlike him very well, and if I believed--which I don't, by any means--all thethings some people say about his 'secesh' principles, he might say to you aswas said by the Superintendent of a certain railroad to a son of one mypredecessors in office. Some two years after the death of PresidentHarrison, the son of his successor in this office wanted to take his father onan excursion somewhere or other, and went to the Superintendent's office toorder a special train."This Superintendent was a Whig of the most uncompromising sort, whohated a Democrat more than all other things on the earth, and promptlyrefused the young man's request, his language being to the effect that thisparticular railroad was not running special trains for the accommodation ofPresidents of the United States just at that season."The son of the President was much surprised and exceedingly annoyed.'Why,' he said, 'you have run special Presidential trains, and I know it.Didn't you furnish a special train for the funeral of President Harrison?'"'Certainly we did,' calmly replied the Superintendent, with no relaxation ofhis features, 'and if you will only bring your father here in the same shapeas General Harrison was, you shall have the best train on the road."'
Yarns and Stories, by Alexander K. McClure 35When the laughter had subsided, the President said: "I shall take pleasure inaccepting Mr. Garrett's offer, as I have no doubts whatever as to his loyaltyto the United States government or his respect for the occupant of thePresidential office.""GOT DOWN TO THE RAISINS."A. B. Chandler, chief of the telegraph office at the War Department,occupied three rooms, one of which was called "the President's room," somuch of his time did Mr. Lincoln spend there. Here he would read over thetelegrams received for the several heads of departments. Three copies of allmessages received were made--one for the President, one for the WarDepartment records and one for Secretary Stanton.Mr. Chandler told a story as to the manner in which the President read thedespatches:"President Lincoln's copies were kept in what we called the 'President'sdrawer' of the 'cipher desk.' He would come in at any time of the night orday, and go at once to this drawer, and take out a file of telegrams, andbegin at the top to read them. His position in running over these telegramswas sometimes very curious."He had a habit of sitting frequently on the edge of his chair, with his rightknee dragged down to the floor. I remember a curious expression of hiswhen he got to the bottom of the new telegrams and began on those that hehad read before. It was, 'Well, I guess I have got down to the raisins.'"The first two or three times he said this he made no explanation, and I didnot ask one. But one day, after he had made the remark, he looked up underhis eyebrows at me with a funny twinkle in his eyes, and said: 'I used toknow a little girl out West who sometimes was inclined to eat too much.One day she ate a good many more raisins than she ought to, and followedthem up with a quantity of other goodies. They made her very sick. After atime the raisins began to come.
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