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Yarns and Stories, by Alexander K. McClure 370On another occasion, Douglas made a point against Lincoln by telling thecrowd that when he first knew Lincoln he was a "grocery-keeper," and soldwhiskey, cigars, etc."Mr. L.," he said, "was a very good bar-tender!" This brought the laugh onLincoln, whose reply, however, soon came, and then the laugh was on theother side."What Mr. Douglas has said, gentlemen," replied Lincoln, "is true enough;I did keep a grocery and I did sell cotton, candles and cigars, andsometimes whiskey; but I remember in those days that Mr. Douglas wasone of my best customers.""I can also say this; that I have since left my side of the counter, while Mr.Douglas still sticks to his!"This brought such a storm of cheers and laughter that Douglas was unableto reply."FIXED UP" A BIT FOR THE "CITY FOLKS."Mrs. Lincoln knew her husband was not "pretty," but she liked to have himpresentable when he appeared before the public. Stephen Fiske, in "WhenLincoln Was First Inaugurated," tells of Mrs. Lincoln's anxiety to have thePresident-elect "smoothed down" a little when receiving a delegation thatwas to greet them upon reaching New York City."The train stopped," writes Mr. Fiske, "and through the windows immensecrowds could be seen; the cheering drowning the blowing off of steam ofthe locomotive. Then Mrs. Lincoln opened her handbag and said:"'Abraham, I must fix you up a bit for these city folks.'"Mr. Lincoln gently lifted her upon the seat before him; she parted, combedand brushed his hair and arranged his black necktie.
Yarns and Stories, by Alexander K. McClure 371"'Do I look nice now, mother?' he affectionately asked."'Well, you'll do, Abraham,' replied Mrs. Lincoln critically. So he kissedher and lifted her down from the seat, and turned to meet Mayor Wood,courtly and suave, and to have his hand shaken by the other New Yorkofficials."EVEN REBELS OUGHT TO BE SAVED.The Rev. Mr. Shrigley, of Philadelphia, a Universalist, had been nominatedfor hospital chaplain, and a protesting delegation went to Washington to seePresident Lincoln on the subject."We have called, Mr. President, to confer with you in regard to theappointment of Mr. Shrigley, of Philadelphia, as hospital chaplain."The President responded: "Oh, yes, gentlemen. I have sent his name to theSenate, and he will no doubt be confirmed at an early date." One of theyoung men replied: "We have not come to ask for the appointment, but tosolicit you to withdraw the nomination.""Ah!" said Lincoln, "that alters the case; but on what grounds do you wishthe nomination withdrawn?"The answer was: "Mr. Shrigley is not sound in his theological opinions."The President inquired: "On what question is the gentleman unsound?"Response: "He does not believe in endless punishment; not only so, sir, buthe believes that even the rebels themselves will be finally saved.""Is that so?" inquired the President.The members of the committee responded, "Yes, yes.'
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