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nexus magazine<br />
RIDICULIST<br />
Part-time jobs you shouldn't tell Mum about.<br />
VOX POPS<br />
Vox populi is a Latin phrase that literally means voice of the people.<br />
1<br />
Anything that involves a costume with a huge<br />
cartoon head.<br />
Small kids will punch you in the nads. Big kids<br />
will tackle you. Your 21 st is coming, and there will<br />
be pictures.<br />
2<br />
Sign Spinning.<br />
Unless you have moves so rad people crash into each<br />
other because they're too busy watching your genius,<br />
you'll never live it down. Also, she will make you do<br />
this for funsies whenever you go visit.<br />
3<br />
Call Center Work.<br />
To your Mum, this means that you're always available<br />
to chat. Your workmates will get sick of her asking for<br />
you, and it's only a matter of time before your boss<br />
finds out.<br />
4<br />
Sperm/Egg Donation.<br />
Whatever else she says, she doesn't want a grandchild<br />
that badly.<br />
5<br />
Pizza Delivery Person.<br />
Your mum hasn't forgotten those people who were<br />
lured to a fake address and beaten with a baseball bat.<br />
She worries, you know.<br />
6<br />
Any job that requires you to be topless.<br />
No matter how legit it is, she's just going to think<br />
you're on drugs.<br />
7<br />
Drug Trials.<br />
No matter how legit it is, she's just going to think<br />
you're on drugs.<br />
Rebecca, Psych and Management.<br />
If you hadn't gone to uni, what would you be doing? Join the police<br />
or the army. If you could have any job in the world - what would it<br />
be? Professional snowboarder. Best life lesson you've learnt so far?<br />
Be nice to people.<br />
Matt, Accounting.<br />
If you hadn't gone to uni, what would you be doing? Working in some<br />
retail store. If you could have any job in the world - what would it be?<br />
Hunting guide in the states or CEO of sports team in America. Best<br />
life lesson you've learnt so far? If you have the right mental approach<br />
then you'll be sweet.<br />
Jessica, Psychology.<br />
If you hadn't gone to uni, what would you be doing? I don't think<br />
there'd be another option. If you could have any job in the world<br />
- what would it be? Always wanted to be a cat - sitting in the sun<br />
all day! Best life lesson you've learnt so far? Just do it - no matter<br />
how hard it is.<br />
Amy, Screen and Media.<br />
If you hadn't gone to uni, what would you be doing? Working fulltime.<br />
If you could have any job in the world - what would it be? Listen<br />
to music professionally. Best life lesson you've learnt so far? Don't<br />
sweat the small stuff.<br />
Ashleigh, BCGD.<br />
If you hadn't gone to uni, what would you be doing? Snowboarding.<br />
If you could have any job in the world - what would it be? Owner of<br />
Redbull. Best life lesson you've learnt so far? #freespirit.<br />
Ashlee, Chemistry.<br />
If you hadn't gone to uni, what would you be doing? Mountain<br />
biking. If you could have any job in the world - what would it be?<br />
CEO of Bongo Sushi. Best life lesson you've learnt so far? "Together<br />
everyone achieves more" - Karon Brown.<br />
10 nexusmag.co.nz