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NEXUS ISSUE 22 2014

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nexus magazine<br />

RIDICULIST<br />

Part-time jobs you shouldn't tell Mum about.<br />

VOX POPS<br />

Vox populi is a Latin phrase that literally means voice of the people.<br />

1<br />

Anything that involves a costume with a huge<br />

cartoon head.<br />

Small kids will punch you in the nads. Big kids<br />

will tackle you. Your 21 st is coming, and there will<br />

be pictures.<br />

2<br />

Sign Spinning.<br />

Unless you have moves so rad people crash into each<br />

other because they're too busy watching your genius,<br />

you'll never live it down. Also, she will make you do<br />

this for funsies whenever you go visit.<br />

3<br />

Call Center Work.<br />

To your Mum, this means that you're always available<br />

to chat. Your workmates will get sick of her asking for<br />

you, and it's only a matter of time before your boss<br />

finds out.<br />

4<br />

Sperm/Egg Donation.<br />

Whatever else she says, she doesn't want a grandchild<br />

that badly.<br />

5<br />

Pizza Delivery Person.<br />

Your mum hasn't forgotten those people who were<br />

lured to a fake address and beaten with a baseball bat.<br />

She worries, you know.<br />

6<br />

Any job that requires you to be topless.<br />

No matter how legit it is, she's just going to think<br />

you're on drugs.<br />

7<br />

Drug Trials.<br />

No matter how legit it is, she's just going to think<br />

you're on drugs.<br />

Rebecca, Psych and Management.<br />

If you hadn't gone to uni, what would you be doing? Join the police<br />

or the army. If you could have any job in the world - what would it<br />

be? Professional snowboarder. Best life lesson you've learnt so far?<br />

Be nice to people.<br />

Matt, Accounting.<br />

If you hadn't gone to uni, what would you be doing? Working in some<br />

retail store. If you could have any job in the world - what would it be?<br />

Hunting guide in the states or CEO of sports team in America. Best<br />

life lesson you've learnt so far? If you have the right mental approach<br />

then you'll be sweet.<br />

Jessica, Psychology.<br />

If you hadn't gone to uni, what would you be doing? I don't think<br />

there'd be another option. If you could have any job in the world<br />

- what would it be? Always wanted to be a cat - sitting in the sun<br />

all day! Best life lesson you've learnt so far? Just do it - no matter<br />

how hard it is.<br />

Amy, Screen and Media.<br />

If you hadn't gone to uni, what would you be doing? Working fulltime.<br />

If you could have any job in the world - what would it be? Listen<br />

to music professionally. Best life lesson you've learnt so far? Don't<br />

sweat the small stuff.<br />

Ashleigh, BCGD.<br />

If you hadn't gone to uni, what would you be doing? Snowboarding.<br />

If you could have any job in the world - what would it be? Owner of<br />

Redbull. Best life lesson you've learnt so far? #freespirit.<br />

Ashlee, Chemistry.<br />

If you hadn't gone to uni, what would you be doing? Mountain<br />

biking. If you could have any job in the world - what would it be?<br />

CEO of Bongo Sushi. Best life lesson you've learnt so far? "Together<br />

everyone achieves more" - Karon Brown.<br />

10 nexusmag.co.nz

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