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NEXUS ISSUE 22 2014

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nexus magazine<br />

LONDON FASHION WEEK<br />

A Fashionable Lifestyle Jessica Wilson<br />

I’m taking a break from listening to my incredible, ground-breaking,<br />

amazing, AND free U2 album (thanks Apple!) to inform you,<br />

the 6 people of Waikato University who actually bother reading<br />

my articles, about London Fashion Week.<br />

Meadham Kirchhoff. Rad as fuck. The collection was unmistakably<br />

punk, but also very reminiscent of a fucked up teenage girl with<br />

a stolen childhood (holla). There were “blood” soaked tampons in<br />

the decor and the casting included normal sized models. So edgy.<br />

Someone grab a sander, I don’t want anyone getting cut on Meadham<br />

Kirchhoff’s edges.<br />

House of Holland. Style.com said the collection was too literal, however<br />

I disagree. The collection was satirising clichè collections being<br />

inspired by 20-century time periods. If you look closely, you will notice<br />

how poorly designed and referenced the outfits are. It’s a joke guys.<br />

It has to be. Please be a joke.<br />

Christopher Kane. Kane was more lux than usual, there were no<br />

plastic buckles, patched jeans or fluoro colours. Breasts (or lack<br />

thereof) were a focal point in Kane’s Spring 2015 collection. Exposed<br />

breasts, dresses structured around breasts, and nipples. Lots of<br />

nipples. Speaking of nipples, I’m predicting nipple prints to be a big<br />

thing next season, you can bet on that.<br />

Topshop Unique. “The faded glamour of the British seaside” was<br />

the chosen theme for Topshop Unique’s Spring 2015 collection. The<br />

outfits were cute, but about as inspiring as a dream-catcher tattoo.<br />

Mary Katrantzou. The collection was inspired by our Earth 200 million<br />

years ago. Katrantzou looked to the great ocean of Panthalassa<br />

and the massive continent Pangaea, becoming inspired by both the<br />

environment and the life forms inhabiting it. Not sure if that’s pretentious<br />

or awesome.<br />

Marchesa. Fashion critics said all this stuff about Marchesa being<br />

inspired by fairy tales and English gardens, but to be honest, I’m<br />

pretty sure the collection was inspired by shower poufs. If you’re a<br />

fashion critic, please reference me for this.<br />

Preen by Thornton Bregazzi. The theme was stripes. Okay.<br />

Jonathan Saunders. Saunders took inspiration from Japanese prints<br />

and fabrics, menswear, and Matisse, to create a collection that was<br />

simultaneously delicate and feminine, as well as being structured<br />

and hinting at ideas of masculinity. I too like to hint at the idea of<br />

masculinity by not shaving for weeks on end.<br />

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