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nexus magazine<br />
D’you want a career<br />
with that?<br />
ONYX LILY<br />
How to translate your fancy piece of paper into a job that doesn't involve<br />
a deep fryer... hopefully.<br />
We all know one of them. Those smug gits who<br />
cruise through their uni studies with minimal effort<br />
and maximum beer, crowing “Cs get degrees baby!”<br />
whenever their attitude is questioned. And they’re right<br />
– all you have to do to get an undergraduate degree is<br />
pass. But the good news for those of us who grit our<br />
teeth and head back to the library for the fourth Friday<br />
night in a row (until it closes at freakin 6pm anyway) is<br />
that Cs may get degrees, but unless you fancy a job<br />
a lot of people do very badly. If you can write well, in<br />
general people are more likely to give you what you<br />
want, because they can figure out what the hell you<br />
want. There are a bunch of writing papers you can<br />
take at Uni, like MCOM292 Business Communication<br />
(most faculties have one), plus about a million online<br />
resources you can use to improve your grammar, sentence<br />
construction, and spelling, (as well as millions<br />
of online commenters ready to mock you if you do it<br />
“CS MAY GET DEGREES, BUT UNLESS YOU FANCY A JOB THAT INVOLVES ASKING<br />
PEOPLE WHETHER THEY’D LIKE FRIES WITH THAT, CS AREN’T GOING TO GET YOU A<br />
FANCY CAREER.”<br />
that involves asking people whether they’d like fries<br />
with that, Cs aren’t going to get you a fancy career. The<br />
bad news is, a transcript of A’s might not either.<br />
Employers these days are looking for a bit more from<br />
a prospective employee, especially one straight out of<br />
tertiary education, than just a handful of grades on a<br />
transcript. So if you want to find work you love, and<br />
hopefully make enough dosh to pay back your student<br />
loan before you retire, here are some things you might<br />
like to consider.<br />
Communication skills. Pretty much every study of<br />
the employment market concludes that the number<br />
one thing employers are looking for is the ability to<br />
communicate clearly and effectively. Written communication<br />
is particularly important and is something that<br />
wrong) so no excuses! Or you could just listen to Weird<br />
Al Yankovich’s “Word Crimes” on repeat until it burns<br />
itself into your skull.<br />
Work experience. Going out into the cold, unfriendly<br />
job market with nothing but a page full of qualifications<br />
and a dream in your shiny little eyes is likely going<br />
to win you nothing but a pile of rejection letters with<br />
which to kindle your shopping cart fire. OK, that’s a<br />
little bleak, but basically, without some kind of employment<br />
experience it’s going to be hard to convince a<br />
graduate employer to take you on. Any kind of work<br />
experience helps, whether you’ve done your time<br />
in retail during Uni holidays, can shake the meanest<br />
mojito this side of the Bombays, or spent your summer<br />
wrestling little Von Trapp children into their curtain-suits<br />
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