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22<br />

Tuesday <strong>July</strong> <strong>26</strong> <strong>2016</strong><br />

Travel<br />

SELWYN TIMES<br />

Take a cruise on the smartest<br />

• By Mike Yardley<br />

BY ANY measure, it’s a colossus<br />

and it’s coming to a port near<br />

you. After all, this is a ship that<br />

cracks 19,900 eggs a day in its<br />

main kitchen.<br />

Fresh from the inaugural sailing<br />

from its European shipyards<br />

via the Middle East to Asia, I’ve<br />

just spent three night’s aboard<br />

Ovation of a Seas on a taster<br />

cruise out of Singapore.<br />

New car smell is a knock-out<br />

fragrance, but new mega-ship<br />

smell kept my nostrils partying<br />

for 72 hours. So just how big is<br />

this billion dollar behemoth?<br />

It may not be the most salubrious<br />

frame of reference, but<br />

she weighs in at four times the<br />

tonnage of Titanic. She’s three<br />

and half rugby fields long. One<br />

and a half laps around the running<br />

track clocks up a kilometre.<br />

Catering to 4900 passengers and<br />

boasting 1300 crew, she towers<br />

15 stories.<br />

Currently ranked as the<br />

fourth-equal largest cruise ship<br />

in the world (Royal Caribbean<br />

clean sweeps the top five), this<br />

latest entrant to the company’s<br />

Quantum Class of vessels is also<br />

considered the smartest ship at<br />

sea.<br />

Aside from the daily Cruise<br />

VIRTUAL SKYDIVING: Soar like an eagle and get full body exfoliation.<br />

Compass programme of activities,<br />

there’s a conspicuous<br />

absence of paper – a very good<br />

thing given passenger loading.<br />

Liberally sprinkled across<br />

the ship, Royal IQ stations and<br />

mounted iPads, enable you to<br />

book every activity imaginable,<br />

from shore excursions, to spa<br />

treatments. You can also download<br />

the Royal IQ app, which<br />

doesn’t require paid for WiFi to<br />

operate, to make bookings and<br />

build your custom calendar, on<br />

your own device.<br />

Speaking of WiFi, Royal Caribbean<br />

reputedly offers the speediest<br />

service at sea. I despise WiFi<br />

charges, and Royal Caribbean’s<br />

web packages start at a pesky<br />

US$13 a day – but at least the<br />

service is robust and Roadrunner-fast.<br />

The design elements and contemporary<br />

art works throughout<br />

the vessel ooze class, comparable<br />

to the fresh, crisp and elegant<br />

interiors of a new build, five-star<br />

hotel. Royal Caribbean whips<br />

up much buzz over its inventive<br />

prowess to its active leisure<br />

and entertainment offerings like<br />

North Star, the glass capsule that<br />

soars 90m above and to the side<br />

of the ship, and Flowrider, the<br />

virtual surfing innovation.<br />

But the newest toy is Ripcord<br />

by iFLY – the world’s first freefalling<br />

skydive simulator at sea.<br />

Previously disgracing myself<br />

on Flowrider, I was determined<br />

to make a better fist of virtual<br />

skydiving. After being suited up<br />

and given a basic skills briefing,<br />

you’re encased within a billowing<br />

glass tube, with a gargantuan<br />

vertical fan (covered by a<br />

grill) blasting air up at you at<br />

160km/h.<br />

Thrust airborne, I felt like a<br />

levitating monk. And if you’ve<br />

studiously followed the briefing,<br />

astutely assuming the optimum<br />

body positions, you’ll soar like<br />

an eagle. But you certainly feel<br />

battered by the wind force.<br />

After this unexpected full body<br />

exfoliation, I saw no need to<br />

book a spa treatment or massage.<br />

iFLY is an energising bodybashing<br />

thriller. The entertaining<br />

swirl of sensory thrills continue<br />

at Seaplex, which is like a minitheme<br />

park.<br />

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