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IOWA TERROR<br />
Someone was killing the Democrats<br />
of Orange County, Iowa.<br />
Iowa Terror tells the story of<br />
Jesus Iowa, a high school kid who<br />
saw the towers coming down on the<br />
TV wheeled into history class by the<br />
janitor and saw what no one else saw,<br />
the truth, so he had to leave town, but<br />
he came back. It features the outstanding<br />
art work of Ben Heine, Ian<br />
Ward, Russell Brutsche, and Allison<br />
M. Healy.<br />
A Good Democrat<br />
As we know,<br />
There are known knowns.<br />
There are things we know we<br />
know.<br />
We also know<br />
There are known unknowns.<br />
That is to say<br />
We know there are some<br />
things<br />
We do not know.<br />
But there are also unknown<br />
unknowns,<br />
The ones we don’t know<br />
We don’t know.<br />
— Donald Rumsfeld, United<br />
States Secretary of Defense,<br />
Feb. 12, 2002, Department of<br />
Defense news briefing<br />
Someone was killing the<br />
Democrats of Orange County,<br />
Iowa.<br />
I wouldn’t have cared, but<br />
that I was a Democrat.<br />
I did not much care to have<br />
my throat slit as I pulled into<br />
the garage, or have my brakes<br />
The prime suspect was Jesus Iowa,<br />
the terrorist.<br />
<strong>November</strong> <strong>2017</strong>/<strong>Penn</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong>/49