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The News from<br />
Moon Rock Lake<br />
At the close of each episode of The New American Dream Radio Show<br />
Chuck Gregory performs The News<br />
Well, it’s been another long<br />
week in Moon Rock Lake,<br />
Ohio, my hometown, at the<br />
end of the empire.<br />
Father Ralph is pastor of “Good God<br />
What Is It Good For” Catholic parish<br />
in Moon Rock Lake.<br />
It’s his home. He grew up in this<br />
town.<br />
“ ...why did you treat Mr. Garrison as<br />
you did,<br />
which is to say quite rudely,<br />
almost as if you<br />
were accusing him of doing wrong by<br />
trying to find the killers of President<br />
Kennedy.<br />
GGWGF was his first assignment out<br />
of St. Paul Seminary and after he had<br />
his run-around of assignments over<br />
the course of the next forty years, he<br />
asked to come back home.<br />
His last stop. End of the line. Ballgame’s<br />
over. Stick those matches and<br />
lighters in the air and everyone weave<br />
back and forth and hum Freebird.<br />
Father Ralph doesn’t have to do much<br />
in Moon Rock Lake, along the lines<br />
of saving the world .. but he was listening<br />
on TV about Wisconsin when<br />
they had their little revolution a few<br />
years back.<br />
And he found the yellow pad in the<br />
middle drawer and he thought he<br />
might just see what might come out<br />
if he prepared a homily ahead of time<br />
one last time.<br />
He slid his rolling chair to his desk<br />
and tugged hard on the middle draw-<br />
er, raked through the vanilla folders<br />
and found the old homily he wanted<br />
to give again that Sunday … maybe<br />
now was the time.<br />
The altar area smelled of the branches<br />
of evergreen curled around the toes of<br />
Saint Joseph and Mary on either side<br />
of the altar that nobody took down<br />
from last Christmas … or the Christmas<br />
before.<br />
“... Well, anywhoo, there was this<br />
child I recall, back a hundred years<br />
ago, in the past century in nineteen<br />
hundred and sixty-three.<br />
“This young boy was standing at the<br />
green table, still gripping his Flintstones<br />
lunch box.<br />
“The morning kids had just left. The<br />
brand new shiny metal box held his<br />
banana and his beads for the Christmas<br />
tree. On the blackboard, which<br />
covered the whole one side of the<br />
room, as big as a bus, his teacher had<br />
engraved in new, white chalk:<br />
President John F. Kennedy.<br />
“Soon all the children were gathered<br />
for the afternoon session. They stood<br />
beside their tables for the Pledge of<br />
Allegiance.<br />
Just as they had finished, the principal,<br />
Sister Mary, came in and<br />
talked to Sister George.<br />
“The kids remained standing as Sister<br />
Mary told the children that President<br />
Kennedy had been shot and killed.<br />
“The boy felt a warm stream down<br />
his leg as his socks became wet and a<br />
puddle formed between his feet.” …<br />
<strong>November</strong> <strong>2017</strong>/<strong>Penn</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong>/67