Triple Taught
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Now I know what you’re thinking.<br />
Who the fuck is this asshole getting a fucking blowjob from this woman who is<br />
apparently about to get fucking married.<br />
I’m going to tell you. But first let me close my fucking eyes and let them roll to the back<br />
of my head as Wanda proceeds to wrap her lips around me one more time.<br />
I know. I know. You got fucking questions.<br />
Let me give you a proper introduction in case you’re not a frequent reader of the New<br />
York Daily News business pages.<br />
Elijah Kennedy. Self-made billionaire. One of the three founders of the breakthrough<br />
biotech company, BioKin. I handle the public relations for the firm and own roughly a 33% stake<br />
in the multi-billion dollar enterprise.<br />
I work fucking hard to make my money. Regardless of what the tabloids might fucking<br />
say about me, it’s simply not true that all I do is get drunk and fuck bitches.<br />
I mean that part is true, too. But that’s not the only fucking thing I do.<br />
I wake up at fucking 4 am every fucking morning to go for a run around the Central Park<br />
Reservoir. I’m in the office by 7 am every day. No matter how late I was up till the night before.<br />
And that’s where I start using my silver fucking tongue to sell the public on the marvels of<br />
laboratory built scientific miracles.<br />
Fuck. It’s the fucking life, baby. I’ll be honest. You can’t have a much better life than me.<br />
Penthouse suites. A collection of Mercedes Benz that makes me the top fucking car collector in<br />
the fucking world. Private jets at my beck and call.<br />
And a silver fucking tongue that spreads the legs and melts the fucking panties off of<br />
every girl I’ve ever fucking met.<br />
Like slutty little Wanda here who’s moaning like my cock’s the best fucking thing she’s<br />
ever put in her mouth. Spoiler: it fucking is.<br />
What the fuck kind of name is Wanda, you ask? And why the fuck is she sucking my<br />
dick like she’s never going to get some ever again?<br />
Let me just put this out there—normally, I don’t fucking like cheaters. It’s one of the<br />
reasons I don’t keep girlfriends. I don’t give them a chance to fucking cheat on me. I fuck. And<br />
then I leave. I’m upfront.<br />
But back to Wanda.