25.05.2018 Views

FILMER FINAL DRAFTxxx.pub

Create successful ePaper yourself

Turn your PDF publications into a flip-book with our unique Google optimized e-Paper software.

Quotes<br />

These are a couple of Quotes from doctors;<br />

“You are like an old car we are trying to keep on the road.”<br />

“You are an enigma. With the situa on being mysterious and puzzling it is a real<br />

challenge for my medical team.”<br />

They tell me they admire my pa ence when I go for one night’s infusion and stay for<br />

a month and a day.<br />

Also, this quote could sum me up, “My mind writes out complicated cheques that<br />

my body cannot cash.” In other words, my mind thinks I can do all these things, but<br />

my lungs will not let me.<br />

“Are they pu<br />

ng you on Industrial Strength Methyl Prednisolone?”<br />

This is because you are o en on 10 mg and I was given 5000 mg IV over five days<br />

trying to supress my lung issues enough to breathe.<br />

Other incidences: Our Accountant, Rachelle Spyker, came down to the farm one day<br />

when I was trying to undo a plas c cap off the boom spray filter and the plas c on<br />

plas c was not going to budge. Rachelle said put some WD40 on there. I said, “I<br />

wasn’t sure if that would help.” When I did it came off easily. Her Dad was a<br />

mechanic. This is now a standard joke between us with her sending me 101 ways to<br />

use WD40.<br />

Another one was when I had Sep caemia and in the isola on room for three weeks.<br />

I had the blood Lady Maria come to take my blood daily. I would say, “G’day Maria.”<br />

The next month I a ended their Lab for a blood test and Maria was behind the<br />

counter. I said, “G’day Maria”. She looked at me, then looked down at my name and<br />

said, “Oh, I have only seen you in bed”. Linley jokingly said that doesn’t sound too<br />

good, we all had a good laugh and been friends ever since.<br />

Another was when I went to the emergency department in Katanning and an<br />

Agency male nurse said to me, “obviously, Saint Peter doesn’t want you yet”. He<br />

said when he was nursing in Albany, he had a long white beard a ending to a lady<br />

who was coming out of anaesthe c. She looked up at him and said, “who are you?”<br />

He said, “I’m Peter, but it is Saint Peter to you” and this poor woman thought she<br />

had gone to Heaven.<br />

There are many incidences like these that give you a laugh and help you cope when<br />

you are down.<br />

The nursing staff at The Mount are a very happy team. Some are very special<br />

friends.<br />

83

Hooray! Your file is uploaded and ready to be published.

Saved successfully!

Ooh no, something went wrong!