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Viva Lewes Issue #152 May 2019

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PETS AND BOBS<br />

PETS OF LEWES<br />

Eri, 11 months, mongrel<br />

Loves: those fish with the lights on their heads,<br />

long weekends in the Hamptons, the fact that the<br />

German word for hospital is ‘Krankenhaus’.<br />

Hates: tardiness, fake granite work surfaces, close<br />

harmony (barbershop quartets are out, and I mean<br />

OUT).<br />

Eri came all the way from Greece via East Pelion<br />

Animal Welfare, just north of Uckfield. She was<br />

rehomed by the Clarke family in <strong>Lewes</strong> in January.<br />

Eri means ‘protector’ in Greek, but at home she<br />

is mainly known as ‘Spider-Dog’. Eri allows four<br />

year old Spider-Man obsessed Woody to attach<br />

small Spider-Man figures to her harness. She carries them around with admirable stoicism. For equity,<br />

it should also be noted that there is another child in the Clarke household who is called Fin. He<br />

is nine so probably less inclined to tie figurines onto dogs.<br />

Useless dog trivia: The Queen’s first Corgi was called Susan. Dogs have three eyelids, one for everyday,<br />

one spare and one for best. @dogsoflewes

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