2000 Random Items

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A magical tome. When the spells inside are cast, the effect is never
the same, are extremely stupid, and the spells cast aren't what's
written in the tome.
A piece of frayed rope about a foot long. The ends are slightly
burned.
594 A war veteran's glass eye
595 A deformed human infant's skull
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A ceramic jar containing rice grains. When opened, a foul odor
emanates from the jar
A necklace adorned with a wooden medallion depicting a crudelypainted
smiling face
A sacrificial dagger that cuts into your palm whenever you grip the
hilt.
A terrible love novel written by a hack author. For whatever reason,
you love the story, even though you know it's terrible.
600 A whistle that causes all that hear it to feel incredibly nauseous.
601
An incredibly venomous snake that refuses to bite you, however, it
likes to wrap itself around your arm.
602 An ancient hero's heart, bound in linen and kept in a clay jar.
603 A ring which makes the wearer reek of rotting fish.
604
A pair of pants that supposedly belonged to a powerful
necromancer.
605 A pewter spoon that was owned by a powerful, fat landlord.
606
A jar containing an alchemical salve that is labeled "Apply to soles
once per week." However, the salve has solidified into a waxy mass.
607 A helmet forged to fit the head of a child.
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A small, black-furred creature that wears a bone-carved mask. It's
kinda cute, but it always follows you, and remains just out of arms'
reach.
A crystal prison in which a lich's soul is trapped. It is damaged,
however, and the lich perpetually complains.
A small bottle of chalk tablets. Unmarked, but scented with the smell
of lilacs.
A folded paper frog. When unfolded, you can read an uplifting
message.
A bracelet braided from the ligaments of some large creature, with a
charm carved from a humanoid tooth.
A piece of torn linen cloth worn soft by someone else's fingers. Up
close, you can see marks where embroidery has been picked away.
A small glass jar with a gilt-painted image of a minor goddess;
empty with a waxy residue at the mouth.
615 A glass file; intended for the care of nails, claws or talons.
616 A string of rough, red beads that smell faintly of cinnamon.
617 A carved bone portrait of a famous pirate; the enamel has worn thin.
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619
A small doll. Someone thought it would be a good idea to carve its
head from an apple; the face is brown, dry and wizened.
A wolf-hair paintbrush, perfect for calligraphy, though the binding is
coming loose.
620 A walnut-sized terracotta jar containing traces of red makeup.
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A fist-sized stone sphere that rolls after you when you put it down
and walk away.
A box of odd beads that bear no resemblance to eyes, yet always
seem to watch you.
623 A vial of dragon's blood.
624
A wooden cup that, when put to the ear, relays the sounds of a
tavern party.
625 A violin that makes the player sound like an expert musician.