2000 Random Items

743 A box of twelve matching pieces of broccoli.
744 A live beehive full of bees. They're not happy.
745 A tiny fairy in a jar that tells awful jokes.
746 A journal written by a very racist tiefling.
747 A bar of soap that smells like rotten meat.
748 A key that breaks when it's used on a door. It doesn't open the door.
749 A wheel of blue cheese that's been dyed red.
750 A 300-page rulebook for rock-paper-scissors.
751 A tin of makeup that's the most absurd color of orange.
752 An apple that tastes like an orange.
753 A large, steel lock without a key.
754
A letter from an unknown sender. It reads, 'I told you so!' and the
return address is simply labeled 'Feywild'.
755 A slice of piping hot cherry pie, but it has no plate or utensils.
756 A carefully detailed drawing of a halfling toe.
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A ruby that holds the soul of a long-dead evil sorcerer. He constantly
gives bad advice.
A ham and butter sandwich with lettuce, but the bread is made of
cotton.
759 A teacup full of live, non-venomous spiders.
760 A costume mask made from a wolf's skull and pelt.
761 A backscratcher, downsized for use by gnomes.
762 A tattered blacksmith cap full of red dwarf hair.
763 A small roll of leather that's been cured with giant urine.
764 The hollowed-out shell of a large hermit crab.
765 A book full of jokes about dragons.
766 A lute made out of dry grass.
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A quill that never runs out of ink, but changes its ink color every
hour.
A repeating crossbow that won't fire bolts. It will, however, fire
toothpicks.
769 A silver piece that glows red when exposed to methane.
770
An iron ring inscribed with your name that perfectly fits your left
index finger, and only yours.
771 A treasure map that leads to a beggar's dandelion garden.
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A lovingly crafted travel tankard that makes all manners of drink
taste of mead.
A small wooden box containing a blood-stained pommel and a
detailed account of a judicial duel.
A flute in the shape of a skull made out of dead wood that whenever
played makes the listeners feel scared.
A ring embedded with a topaz containing a soul of a clueless wizard.
He gives little to no insight into objects of intrigue.
A small sword from a figurine it is incredibly sharp and able to cut
through steel if given the time, unfortunately, it's way too small to
use properly.
A piece of bark from a fabled tree that never decays nor gets
damaged it talks to you in a different language from a roster of 4
languages and it changes the language it speaks daily.
A handbook that details all the different creatures from another
world though you have never seen nor heard of any of them before
or has anyone else.
A tattered old hat you received from a beggar that when worn
makes people want to avoid the wearer and or hurry past the
wearer.