2000 Random Items

947
A cow leather belt that allows you to speak with cows, yet makes
you sheepish in the presence of sheep.
948 A ring that seems to get smaller while you wear it.
949
A hammer that whispers to you seductively in your sleep and takes
pleasure in being used. You are usually creeped out by it.
950 A bottle that contains an odd green liquid that floats on water.
951 A leather pouch that contains seventeen sewing needles.
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A letter that can barely be read, smudged by tears and withered by
seawater, with the legible parts reading "Cam.....ere..on..e'll b..hap...
med.y....-N..."
A baked clay figurine of a wide-eyed kobold with a bone in its
mouth.
A rudimentary deck of playing cards made on the backs of "Wanted
Person" leaflets.
A thick leather belt with impressions and engravings depicting the
stages of a moon.
An old farmers almanac with pages cut to conceal small items
inside.
957 A highly-polished, palm-sized steel orb that always rolls downhill.
958 A ship's flag that doesn't move in the wind.
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962
The fantastical skull of a rare hornless unicorn... or at least that's
what the merchant who sold it to you claimed it was. He wouldn't
have lied to you now, would he?
An otherwise ordinary skull, if not for the third eyehole nestled in the
center of its forehead.
A scrimshaw depicting several northern nomads hunting a great elk,
carved into the tooth of a saber-toothed tiger.
A black ring covered with some very faint, illegible etchings that
glow with a red light when in darkness. It feels somewhat warm to
the touch when worn.
963 The last baby tooth of a young giant, who lost it long ago.
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The skull of a wolf, peculiar for the rack of antlers sprouting from the
top of its head.
A small, mechanical bear that fits in the palm of your hand. It dances
whenever music is played, yet no power source nor mechanism can
be detected.
A small wooden top that refuses to stop spinning, despite your best
efforts.
A sealed glass jar filled with a pale, reddish liquid. A small,
deformed humanoid floats in the middle of it, and you swear that you
can see it twitch whenever you are not looking directly at it.
A note you found in your pocket one day instead of a pouch of
coins. It only says "IOU".
An odd torch that produces a blue flame yet seemingly no heat or
light. At least it never goes out.
A set of exquisitely crafted dice, carved from the tusks of a
mammoth. Dwarvish runes replace the typical pips on the sides, and
glow a faint blue.
A vial of purple fluid that, when poured onto an inanimate object of
size small or tiny, will cause said object to become translucent in
appearance for one hour.
An incredibly crude knife seemingly carved from a stone giant's
toenail.
A silver ring with runic etchings. In place of where a jewel would go,
however, there is instead a small depression wherein rests an orb of
green flame that never goes out but which also does not burn.
A walking stick shaped from a gnarled elm root. A small branch is
sprouting from it, tipped with several leaves.
A sealed Ship in a Bottle, enchanted by a wizard. As you watch, the
ship rocks back and forth as tiny waves crash about it.