2000 Random Items

814 A crude sketch of a goblin entitled Leanord.
815 A necklace made from seven owl feathers.
816 An unknown ancient relic that was forgotten through time.
817 A half-built sled.
818 A vial containing a small ember.
819 A bubblegum scented sword.
820 A bag of odd mushrooms.
821 A statuette made from a coprolite.
822 A book that details etiquette for acolytes of a major religion.
823 A wand sized for a kobold.
824 A whip crafted from ink-black leather.
825 A hag's hairpin.
826 A wrestling belt.
827
A whistle that, when blown, makes you feel certain that there's a
horse not too far away from you.
828 A pair of undies with bats on them
829 A crown made out of thirty broken spoons.
830 A cabbage that cannot be eaten.
831 A gold-painted rock.
832 A tiny lizard skull.
833 A pink scabbard that feels lighter than it actually is.
834 A map to your ancestral home.
835 A jester's hat.
836 A harlequin mask that makes you feel oddly sad when you wear it.
837 A pair of pumped up kicks.
838 A shooting star contained in a bag.
839 A coupon for a free hug from a king.
840
A tiny hand carved from amber that flies around you and pokes
people.
841 A red boomerang that never comes backs to you.
842 A tiny bit of a dragon's scale.
843 A deed to a place that you made up.
844 A dented helmet that has an odd swirling design on the back.
845 A book of myths.
846 A cork that has a faint aroma of orange.
847 A mushroom that smells of butterscotch and rots.
848 A scabbard that smells of cheese.
849
A trumpet that plays a mocking tune whenever you fail at something.
You can't get rid of it.
850 A set of very erotic undergarments.
851 A jar full of petrified wasps.
852 A hat that belongs to a violent marauder lord.
853 A noble's journal, detailing his love affair with a goblin barmaid.
854 A rusty speculum.
855 A broken lute covered in bloodstains.
856 A portrait of an incredibly muscular man wearing a short dress.
857 A necromancer's reanimated pet frog.
858 A platinum piece that merchants seem frightful of.
859 A dagger that can't be removed from its sheath.
860
A miser's coin purse. You just can't figure out how to untie the
drawstrings.