2000 Random Items

669
A green, metal orb that slowly orbits any obese humanoid it's thrown
at.
670 A mouthpiece for an unknown musical instrument.
671 A single newt's eye in a glass jar.
672 A brass face mask that insults the wearer's outfit.
673 A small jar of nails that can only be driven by a glass hammerhead.
674
A closed lute case that incites extreme fear when someone tries to
open it.
675 A sword scabbard that's full to the brim with tiny wooden swords.
676 A book that details a list of embarrassing childhood moments.
677 A guide to living with a house full of talking objects.
678 A fine, leather pouch that contains exactly 248 stone pebbles.
679
A cookbook that only holds the phrase 'Don't cook fairies' scrawled
in blood.
680 A thin sheet of cooking paper that's been folded into a swan.
681 A warm winter scarf knitted from skunk fur.
682 A stone slab that floats.
683 A backpack that makes eating sounds when items are put inside.
684 A small unbreakable string that spans 10 feet.
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A decaying wooden knife inscribed by a child that reads "the
ultimate blade of destruction".
A small iron sculpture of a phoenix that fills you with peace due to it
containing an aura of protection.
A miniature cannon made of glass that when heated release a large
amount of smoke.
A pair of copper rimmed glasses that contain cracked lenses that
slightly enhance your vision in the dark when worn.
A gigantic blade when used in combat of any kind it becomes
immobile and unable to move at all otherwise it's as light as a
feather.
An old doll you found in an abandoned manor. The doll's eyes follow
you and you usually have nightmares when you sleep near it even
when you throw it away it comes right back to you.
691 A cane sword that refuses to be unsheathed unless on a full moon.
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A black triangular pendant that gives off a rich king purple glow it is
said to nullify pain but many believe not.
A diary that when shaken reveals a secret that a nearby entity
knows although the secrets are almost always useless.
The soul of a hero long gone. It does nothing except look pretty and
follow you incessantly.
695 A strand of hair from a lower goddess.
696
A small wooden box containing a pair of small sentient clay men that
wonder around aimlessly they magically return to the box when it is
closed.
697 A shovel made from unusual blue metal.
698 A sickly green humanoid bone.
699
A tattered red cloak that patches itself up when its wearer is in a
graveyard.
700 An odd cog that spins on its own every so often.
701 A stoppered bottle that contains a harmless undead spider.
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A small drone carving that depicts a naked goblin scratching his
hindquarters.
A wooden mask that makes the wearer see the people around them
as unnaturally beautiful.
A letter addressed to you from a king that has been long dead. It
was sent recently.