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890 891 892 893 An endless, near-weightless bag, that produces only rubbish when you urgently need something specific from it. Will only produce items you have stored in it otherwise, but always at random. A ring that gives you the ability to command sheep in small numbers, but sheds dog hair in excessive amounts every 9 days. A jack-in-the-box that will always produces a somewhat disturbing illusion that changes every time you use it. A trusty sword of good steel that is haunted by several ornery, elderly, racist veterans of several different wars. They are almost always present, and they all hate each other. 894 A walnut. There seems to be magical properties to it... maybe? 895 896 A bag of salt. You have tasted a small bit of it, and amazingly, you can taste the magic in the salt, though it doesn't seem holy. A child-sized thumb. You don't recall how you got it, but you're sure you knew somebody who was missing a thumb when you were younger. 897 An incredibly large ear that presumably belonged to a giant. 898 A small slip of paper that reads "Ce message n'est pas pour vous, imbécile." 899 The head of a polearm. 900 901 902 903 904 905 906 907 908 909 910 911 912 913 914 915 916 A bag containing three history books so out of date they're not even written in modern Common. A long list of miscellaneous items. There’s about 700 of them on the list. A pint of milk that never goes bad, but always tastes like it's not quite right. The pint bottle refills every day at the exact moment that the sun rises. A one-man band comprised of a drum, an accordion, a harmonica, a tuba, cymbals, and a horn. It seems to play whatever it wants though. A broken dagger with the last part of a name inscribed on the remaining portion of the blade. It reads "-dius". A small blue-black orb that when held up to the ear seems to emit the tiny screams of a thousand souls. A hand mirror that holds the attention of anyone looking into it. You feel absolutely fabulous. A small device that when held right can be spun. It has three protruding limbs and other than spinning seems to be of no particular interest. A belt with a note accompanying it reading "This belt shall give power to those that wear it." It's buckle is missing and cannot be found. A small slip of paper with wishes on it. It will grant three wishes but will kill the person that makes the third wish. Two wishes have already been used. A sword made to harness the power of demon's blood. It seems the blood has since been returned to its rightful owner. A puzzle set that is missing a piece which never seems to be the same piece as last time. A scroll on which is inscribed a childish insult that isn't very amusing. A tiny cage containing a goblin that seems to hate you for something you apparently did to it despite never having seen or heard of this goblin until now. A tiny book containing a list of ships that have docked but have never existed in real life or in fantasy literature. A hardback blue book containing a list of every monster in the world and their exact demographics. The book seems very old. A metal butter container marked with the words "Property of Professor Chaos."
917 A tin hat that is said to ward off creatures that steal your thoughts. 918 919 920 921 A leather-bound diary that when written in will make the ink disappear and answer back before once more disappearing. An instruction manual that states what not to do in the events of potentially apocalyptic events. Three green diamonds made of cloth that attach to each other when put near each other but separate when placed near water. A cube made up of smaller cubes with images of even smaller cubes inside those cubes. It seems to keep going on and on. 922 A fabric doll of a guard with an angry expression on it. 923 924 925 926 927 928 929 930 931 A tent that seems to get smaller and smaller with each use. Who knows how small it can actually get... A card game with monsters, traps, and spells on each card. Playing one makes a small image of it appear and when played against another monster will attack one another. A cube that plays a song from another time period. It doesn't sound like anything that has existed so far. A die with the classic six sides. It seems each face shows a different outcome constantly and rolling it will reveal that outcome. There seem to be an infinite number of potential outcomes. Toothpicks made of razor blades and broken glass. Who would even want to use this? A broken compass that seems to point away from your destination and doesn't seem to be able to be deceived. A piece of chocolate that tastes bitter with a sweet aftertaste, it burns your tongue when tasted as well. A weird brass pot that when opened reveals a hot steaming meal of great distaste to he who opens it. A bag of weird living figurines of everyone you know, including yourself, and they seem to be unable to see you despite your ability to interact with them. 932 A weird yellow hat that belches into your ear when worn. 933 A vial of vomit that smells like roses for some odd reason. 934 A picture of the nastiest thing you have ever laid eyes on. 935 A box of jewels with an inscription on the box with the end scratched off. It reads "Elements of..." These jewels are powerful but seem to be unable to work. 936 A giant cupcake that has been half eaten. 937 938 939 940 941 942 A large sum of gold coins. Upon closer inspection they are made of bone, without looking so closely you'd never be able to tell they were fake A metal bucket with an old note in it. It says "Gentleman. This, is a bucket" followed by another note that says "dear god" followed by yet another that says "Wait, there's more" and finally one that simply says "NOoo..." as if the person was in a state of disbelief. A thin metal box with images of people you hate and six bags of tobacco for smoking. A very scary painting of yourself that seems to age the longer you look at it. It resets by morning. A thing made of materials. None of this looks familiar to you in any shape or form and makes you very uncomfortable. A broken staff that partly disintegrates when it is touched, but always leaves some material behind. 943 A plush toy of an owl with a label attached to it that reads "Comet". 944 A tiny wheel of cheese with a hole in the middle. 945 A loaf of bread made into the shape of a longsword that is stale. 946 A picture that shows a random location you ask about in the general area, though it usually shows you perverted things as if it had a mind of its own. You feel its name is Jiraiya.
Page 1 and 2: Result Item 1 A small magical candl
Page 3 and 4: 46 A staff that can be turned into
Page 5 and 6: 103 A piece of cloth that absorbs a
Page 7 and 8: 176 An artificial nose made of copp
Page 9 and 10: 256 257 A harmless stage dagger wit
Page 11 and 12: 328 329 330 The preserved hand of a
Page 13 and 14: 401 A curious looking pair of goggl
Page 15 and 16: 485 The preserved finger of a giant
Page 17 and 18: 555 556 A packet of mints that caus
Page 19 and 20: 626 A book with a mysterious bloody
Page 21 and 22: 705 A small dull dagger that refuse
Page 23 and 24: 780 A a violin you found clutched i
Page 25: 861 A pebble, delicately carved to
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Page 31 and 32: 1043 A small vial of black sand tha
Page 33 and 34: 1126 A small mirror that shows a mu
Page 35 and 36: 1198 An old, worn smith's hammer. I
Page 37 and 38: 1274 A small wooden box containing
Page 39 and 40: 1359 A leather-bound book full of b
Page 41 and 42: 1449 A short, forest-colored coat w
Page 43 and 44: 1535 A miniature granite bust of a
Page 45 and 46: 1621 A used dark red woolen kilt 16
Page 47 and 48: 1703 Stale bread, hard as wood. 170
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Page 51 and 52: 1798 A perfect replica of a newborn
Page 53 and 54: 1839 1840 1841 A coin pouch. You ca
Page 55 and 56: 1878 A crystal ball able to show yo
Page 57 and 58: 1920 1921 Shards of broken glass th

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