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OCTOBER 2019

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Funny is funny<br />

BY SARAH KITTLE<br />

If you can’t laugh at yourself, you<br />

have no business laughing at anyone<br />

else. That is the heart of comedy.<br />

“I’m allowed to make fun of who<br />

I am,” says comic Eric D’Alessandro,<br />

“and what I know.”<br />

Comedian Vincent Oshana says<br />

about himself and his colleagues,<br />

“We are modern day philosophers.”<br />

Both funny men will star in a comedy<br />

show benefiting the Chaldean Community<br />

Foundation (CCF) on Friday,<br />

October 4 at the MotorCity Casino<br />

Hotel’s Sound Board Theater.<br />

Almost three-fourths of the way<br />

through an $8 million campaign, the<br />

CCF is raising money to complete the<br />

construction of a 19,000 square foot<br />

expansion to their center in Sterling<br />

Heights, and begin construction on<br />

a planned community a few miles to<br />

the north on Van Dyke Avenue.<br />

For almost 14 years, the Chaldean<br />

Community Foundation has<br />

been supporting the immigrant community<br />

in southeast Michigan. Since<br />

2006, they have been teaching English<br />

as a second language, helping<br />

with paperwork, and providing pro<br />

bono legal assistance, medical care<br />

and auto loans to new Americans,<br />

mostly refugees from Iraq fleeing religious<br />

persecution.<br />

The brainchild of Paul Jonna and<br />

Carlo Koza, this fundraiser hopes<br />

to have the audience rolling in the<br />

aisles and building funds. Ticket prices<br />

range from $50 for a single ticket<br />

to $7,500 for presenting sponsor,<br />

which includes a suite with 20 meet<br />

and greet tickets.<br />

Oshana, the event headliner, has<br />

his own special on Comedy Central<br />

presented by Kevin Hart and has<br />

been featured on HBO’s Def Comedy<br />

Jam. He began his career in the family<br />

living room in Yonkers, imitating cartoon<br />

characters and TV personalities.<br />

Raising money for the Foundation<br />

is important to Oshana. Of<br />

Assyrian descent, he is proud of his<br />

Middle Eastern heritage and likes to<br />

use his medium to poke fun at stereotypes.<br />

“Any Middle Easterners in the<br />

house? Yeah? SECURITY! Security,<br />

right over here…”<br />

Excited to return to Detroit –<br />

where he had his best show in memory<br />

– Oshana passed up a chance to do<br />

a show in Dubai. Such is the power<br />

of Carlo Koza that one phone call<br />

persuaded Vincent to come to the<br />

Motor City and headline the benefit.<br />

“Chaldeans love to laugh, love<br />

to give, love to get. It feels good to<br />

prepare a show for them.”<br />

There is no need to prepare material,<br />

however. Oshana has plenty. He<br />

is creating it in his head all the time.<br />

It takes real talent to look at life unfiltered<br />

and ask yourself, “How can<br />

I make this funny?” Each day brings<br />

new material.<br />

Like the fact that he is Assyrian.<br />

People don’t know what that is.<br />

“Does that mean you’re from Syria?”<br />

he is often asked. The subtle nuances<br />

between Assyrian, Syriac, and<br />

Chaldean are hard to explain, but<br />

none of them come from Syria. A<br />

friend told him Chaldeans were “like<br />

the Armenians, but richer.” The differences<br />

don’t matter to Oshana. It’s<br />

all sand, he says.<br />

Comedy is a calling. Jokes may be<br />

learned and timing perfected, but true<br />

comedy is genuine. Oshana has been<br />

doing stand-up comedy for almost<br />

15 years and says it is “1,000 percent<br />

harder than it used to be. Everyone is<br />

so easily offended nowadays.”<br />

He likes to open with recent events,<br />

and sometimes making that funny is<br />

hard work. How does he make a situation<br />

where he is busting the so-tospeak<br />

doors down as an Air Force Staff<br />

Sergeant in Iraq funny? By imagining<br />

that it’s his uncle’s house and that he<br />

gets a good dressing-down.<br />

He has heard his share of gasps<br />

and groans. Influenced by comedic<br />

genius such as Dave Chappelle, Oshana<br />

just likes to keep it real. A true<br />

storyteller, he has found his voice.<br />

Also lending his voice and his<br />

own authentic, organic version of humor<br />

for the benefit is D’Alessandro.<br />

D’Alessandro became an internet<br />

sensation by posting videos of himself<br />

poking fun, doing impressions<br />

and calling attention to the absurdity<br />

of everyday life.<br />

His Italian American heritage<br />

bred a culture not unlike that of Chaldeans,<br />

centered on faith, food, and<br />

family. He’s relatable, personable and<br />

Vincent Oshana<br />

Eric D’Alessandro<br />

personal, posting photos of his own<br />

life on Instagram. Everything he sees<br />

becomes fodder for his comedy.<br />

Influenced by talent such as Jim<br />

Carrey, D’Alessandro is a physical<br />

comedian. His impressions are scarily<br />

spot-on while utterly ridiculous at<br />

the same time. He grew up with a<br />

video camera “the size of my head” in<br />

his hands. He always knew he wanted<br />

to perform and thought he might<br />

one day make a living as a musician.<br />

Like most comedians,<br />

D’Alessandro is a writer at heart. He<br />

jokes about things he notices every<br />

day, things like pop culture and materialism.<br />

Comments on Instagram<br />

Live told Eric there was a huge audience<br />

in Detroit for his jokes.<br />

The CCF is hoping that is true –<br />

they have 1,000 seats to fill in MotorCity<br />

Casino’s Sound Board Theater.<br />

30 CHALDEAN NEWS <strong>OCTOBER</strong> <strong>2019</strong>

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