Mountain Times - Volume 48, Number 24: June 12-18, 2019
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The <strong>Mountain</strong> <strong>Times</strong> • <strong>June</strong> <strong>12</strong>-<strong>18</strong>, <strong>2019</strong> COLUMNS • 31<br />
By Dom Cioffi<br />
My wife sent me to the store this weekend to grab a<br />
few ingredients for something she was baking. I never<br />
mind these errands because what I get to eat later is<br />
always worth the effort.<br />
When I arrived at the plaza where the grocery store<br />
is located, I noticed a young man sitting next to a<br />
fountain nearby. I didn’t think<br />
much of him until I got a little<br />
closer, at which point I noticed<br />
several face tattoos adorning his<br />
visage.<br />
Personally, I’m not a fan of<br />
tattoos. I can appreciate the<br />
The Movie<br />
Diary<br />
By Dom Cioffi<br />
artistry and the commemorative<br />
nature of them, but for me,<br />
it’s never been something I’ve<br />
seriously considered. However,<br />
when you put one on your face,<br />
I have to consider your intellect.<br />
To me, nothing screams “bad decision” more than a<br />
face tattoo.<br />
I see kids with face tattoos and always think, “And<br />
what happens when you’re 30 years old and decide<br />
you want a career in something other than rap music?”<br />
Anyway, this 20-something kid was chilling in this<br />
little sitting area, looking a bit out of place and a tad<br />
menacing. Dressed in all black, he was spread across<br />
the park bench like he owned the place.<br />
As I approached and walked past, he nodded at<br />
me with one of those “I’m a badass” nods. I nodded<br />
as well and went into the store. I remember thinking<br />
to myself, “Way to go, idiot. You’ll be sitting on park<br />
benches for the rest of your life with the teardrop tattoo<br />
and tough guy demeanor.”<br />
Once in the store, I gathered up the few items I<br />
needed and headed to the register. After I purchased<br />
everything, I headed back to my truck to go home.<br />
However, as I was walking out the store doors, I<br />
saw the aforementioned young man jump up and<br />
dart across the parking lot. He didn’t go far before he<br />
stopped and crouched down, obviously attending<br />
to something.<br />
The commotion was occurring right near my<br />
truck so as I got closer, I couldn’t help but notice<br />
that he was helping an elderly woman. At that<br />
point, I redirected myself in their direction.<br />
It didn’t take long to figure out that the woman<br />
had fallen and hurt herself. She was scraped up and<br />
bleeding and in obvious pain. When I arrived, the<br />
young man looked up at me with a concerned look<br />
and said, “She went down hard. She may have really<br />
hurt herself.”<br />
I’ve been a coach for years so I’ve experienced my<br />
fair share of injuries. Most of the time, the kids walk<br />
them off. But this was no<br />
kid and I could tell within a<br />
short time that she wouldn’t<br />
be walking this off anytime<br />
soon.<br />
I was about to suggest<br />
an ambulance because the<br />
woman seemed dazed, but<br />
after a minute or two she<br />
began to relax and asked us to help her to the bench.<br />
The young man and I gently held her up as she limped<br />
to the bench nearby.<br />
It was interesting because as all this was happening,<br />
the young man who I previously had considered<br />
such a tough guy, seemed a bit flustered. He was<br />
genuinely upset about her pain and concerned that<br />
she was going to be ok.<br />
I could sense his nervousness as I helped her call<br />
her husband (who thankfully lived just around the<br />
Toughing it out<br />
AS I APPROACHED AND<br />
WALKED PAST, HE NODDED<br />
AT ME WITH ONE OF THOSE<br />
“I’M A BADASS” NODS.<br />
corner). He arrived within minutes. We explained<br />
what happened and then helped her into his truck. He<br />
thanked us profusely as did she. Just before they left,<br />
the woman reached out and grabbed the hand of the<br />
young man and thanked him. She was well aware that<br />
he was the first one to rush to her aid.<br />
After they headed out, I turned to leave and<br />
glanced back at the kid. He looked at me and waved<br />
and I waved back. This time our greeting was much<br />
more brotherly. As I drove out, I noticed him sprawled<br />
back out on the park bench looking exactly as he was<br />
GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS<br />
before.<br />
I thought about him for a while afterwards, wondering<br />
what would become of his life; wondering if<br />
he would grow out of the exterior ego and tap into the<br />
inner compassion that I got a quick glimpse or.<br />
This week’s film, “Godzilla: King of the Monsters,”<br />
didn’t have much compassion. Quite the contrary, it<br />
was all about aggression.<br />
The only thing the monsterloving<br />
world could hope for<br />
more than Godzilla v All the<br />
Classic Monsters (which is<br />
what this film was), would be<br />
Godzilla v King Kong (and that<br />
may be what’s coming next).<br />
This incarnation was fun to<br />
watch during the epic CGI<br />
moments, but outside of that, it lacked any cohesive<br />
storytelling that would have made it a more viable<br />
experience.<br />
Check this one out if you’re a fan of the genre, just<br />
don’t go in expecting a great film. In fact, it’s been<br />
years since there was a really good monster picture.<br />
Let’s hold out hope that Godzilla v Kong fixes that.<br />
A monstrous “C+” for “Godzilla: King of the Monsters.<br />
Got a question or comment for Dom? You can email<br />
him at moviediary@att.net.<br />
TOS: Lanternfly poses a new threat<br />
continued from page 29<br />
giving it a kind of glow, hence, lanternfly.<br />
There are still a lot of questions about the lanternfly.<br />
One big one is how much cold it can stand. While initial<br />
projections are that it is “cold intolerant,” there’s no<br />
definitive consensus on that.<br />
Rosovsky said she compared minimum temperatures<br />
in Berks County the year the lanternfly was believed to<br />
have arrived in Pennsylvania and found that they were<br />
pretty close to the minimum in Bennington, Vermont.<br />
There is also unpublished research that “suggests that<br />
they could be quite cold tolerant,” she added. If that’s<br />
true, southern Vermont counties could be vulnerable.<br />
KEEP A SHARP EYE OUT FOR A BUG<br />
THAT LOOKS LIKE IT’S HOLDING A RED<br />
FLASHLIGHT UNDER A BLANKET.<br />
Another question: how dependent is it on tree of<br />
heaven, a stinky, suckering tree native to China, to<br />
complete its life cycle? If even one of its instars, or life<br />
stages, depends on compounds it gets from the tree,<br />
then going after the host might be one way to get rid of<br />
the pest. Rosovsky said there isn’t much tree of heaven in<br />
Vermont, but when New Hampshire officials surveyed<br />
for it they found more than they anticipated.<br />
Meanwhile, education helps curb its spread. Pesticides<br />
do kill the bugs, and sticky traps have been used.<br />
Manually removing and disposing of egg masses is<br />
recommended.<br />
In the end it might come down to finding a predator. A<br />
wasp that parasitizes lanternfly eggs in China is one candidate.<br />
But research on biological controls takes time. A<br />
study published recently in the Proceedings of the National<br />
Academy of Sciences found that two native fungi<br />
killed lanternflies in Pennsylvania, leading to a localized<br />
collapse of populations. Researchers say it’s too early to<br />
tell how the fungi will affect the lanternfly long term.<br />
Meanwhile, keep a sharp eye out for a bug that looks<br />
like it’s holding a red flashlight under a blanket.<br />
Joe Rankin writes on forestry, nature and sustainability.<br />
He lives in Maine. The illustration for this column was<br />
drawn by Adelaide Tyrol. The Outside Story is assigned<br />
and edited by Northern Woodlands magazine<br />
(northernwoodlands.org) and sponsored by the Wellborn<br />
Ecology Fund of the New Hampshire Charitable<br />
Foundation (wellborn@nhcf.org).<br />
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