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Mountain Times - Volume 48, Number 24: June 12-18, 2019

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The <strong>Mountain</strong> <strong>Times</strong> • <strong>June</strong> <strong>12</strong>-<strong>18</strong>, <strong>2019</strong> COLUMNS • 31<br />

By Dom Cioffi<br />

My wife sent me to the store this weekend to grab a<br />

few ingredients for something she was baking. I never<br />

mind these errands because what I get to eat later is<br />

always worth the effort.<br />

When I arrived at the plaza where the grocery store<br />

is located, I noticed a young man sitting next to a<br />

fountain nearby. I didn’t think<br />

much of him until I got a little<br />

closer, at which point I noticed<br />

several face tattoos adorning his<br />

visage.<br />

Personally, I’m not a fan of<br />

tattoos. I can appreciate the<br />

The Movie<br />

Diary<br />

By Dom Cioffi<br />

artistry and the commemorative<br />

nature of them, but for me,<br />

it’s never been something I’ve<br />

seriously considered. However,<br />

when you put one on your face,<br />

I have to consider your intellect.<br />

To me, nothing screams “bad decision” more than a<br />

face tattoo.<br />

I see kids with face tattoos and always think, “And<br />

what happens when you’re 30 years old and decide<br />

you want a career in something other than rap music?”<br />

Anyway, this 20-something kid was chilling in this<br />

little sitting area, looking a bit out of place and a tad<br />

menacing. Dressed in all black, he was spread across<br />

the park bench like he owned the place.<br />

As I approached and walked past, he nodded at<br />

me with one of those “I’m a badass” nods. I nodded<br />

as well and went into the store. I remember thinking<br />

to myself, “Way to go, idiot. You’ll be sitting on park<br />

benches for the rest of your life with the teardrop tattoo<br />

and tough guy demeanor.”<br />

Once in the store, I gathered up the few items I<br />

needed and headed to the register. After I purchased<br />

everything, I headed back to my truck to go home.<br />

However, as I was walking out the store doors, I<br />

saw the aforementioned young man jump up and<br />

dart across the parking lot. He didn’t go far before he<br />

stopped and crouched down, obviously attending<br />

to something.<br />

The commotion was occurring right near my<br />

truck so as I got closer, I couldn’t help but notice<br />

that he was helping an elderly woman. At that<br />

point, I redirected myself in their direction.<br />

It didn’t take long to figure out that the woman<br />

had fallen and hurt herself. She was scraped up and<br />

bleeding and in obvious pain. When I arrived, the<br />

young man looked up at me with a concerned look<br />

and said, “She went down hard. She may have really<br />

hurt herself.”<br />

I’ve been a coach for years so I’ve experienced my<br />

fair share of injuries. Most of the time, the kids walk<br />

them off. But this was no<br />

kid and I could tell within a<br />

short time that she wouldn’t<br />

be walking this off anytime<br />

soon.<br />

I was about to suggest<br />

an ambulance because the<br />

woman seemed dazed, but<br />

after a minute or two she<br />

began to relax and asked us to help her to the bench.<br />

The young man and I gently held her up as she limped<br />

to the bench nearby.<br />

It was interesting because as all this was happening,<br />

the young man who I previously had considered<br />

such a tough guy, seemed a bit flustered. He was<br />

genuinely upset about her pain and concerned that<br />

she was going to be ok.<br />

I could sense his nervousness as I helped her call<br />

her husband (who thankfully lived just around the<br />

Toughing it out<br />

AS I APPROACHED AND<br />

WALKED PAST, HE NODDED<br />

AT ME WITH ONE OF THOSE<br />

“I’M A BADASS” NODS.<br />

corner). He arrived within minutes. We explained<br />

what happened and then helped her into his truck. He<br />

thanked us profusely as did she. Just before they left,<br />

the woman reached out and grabbed the hand of the<br />

young man and thanked him. She was well aware that<br />

he was the first one to rush to her aid.<br />

After they headed out, I turned to leave and<br />

glanced back at the kid. He looked at me and waved<br />

and I waved back. This time our greeting was much<br />

more brotherly. As I drove out, I noticed him sprawled<br />

back out on the park bench looking exactly as he was<br />

GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS<br />

before.<br />

I thought about him for a while afterwards, wondering<br />

what would become of his life; wondering if<br />

he would grow out of the exterior ego and tap into the<br />

inner compassion that I got a quick glimpse or.<br />

This week’s film, “Godzilla: King of the Monsters,”<br />

didn’t have much compassion. Quite the contrary, it<br />

was all about aggression.<br />

The only thing the monsterloving<br />

world could hope for<br />

more than Godzilla v All the<br />

Classic Monsters (which is<br />

what this film was), would be<br />

Godzilla v King Kong (and that<br />

may be what’s coming next).<br />

This incarnation was fun to<br />

watch during the epic CGI<br />

moments, but outside of that, it lacked any cohesive<br />

storytelling that would have made it a more viable<br />

experience.<br />

Check this one out if you’re a fan of the genre, just<br />

don’t go in expecting a great film. In fact, it’s been<br />

years since there was a really good monster picture.<br />

Let’s hold out hope that Godzilla v Kong fixes that.<br />

A monstrous “C+” for “Godzilla: King of the Monsters.<br />

Got a question or comment for Dom? You can email<br />

him at moviediary@att.net.<br />

TOS: Lanternfly poses a new threat<br />

continued from page 29<br />

giving it a kind of glow, hence, lanternfly.<br />

There are still a lot of questions about the lanternfly.<br />

One big one is how much cold it can stand. While initial<br />

projections are that it is “cold intolerant,” there’s no<br />

definitive consensus on that.<br />

Rosovsky said she compared minimum temperatures<br />

in Berks County the year the lanternfly was believed to<br />

have arrived in Pennsylvania and found that they were<br />

pretty close to the minimum in Bennington, Vermont.<br />

There is also unpublished research that “suggests that<br />

they could be quite cold tolerant,” she added. If that’s<br />

true, southern Vermont counties could be vulnerable.<br />

KEEP A SHARP EYE OUT FOR A BUG<br />

THAT LOOKS LIKE IT’S HOLDING A RED<br />

FLASHLIGHT UNDER A BLANKET.<br />

Another question: how dependent is it on tree of<br />

heaven, a stinky, suckering tree native to China, to<br />

complete its life cycle? If even one of its instars, or life<br />

stages, depends on compounds it gets from the tree,<br />

then going after the host might be one way to get rid of<br />

the pest. Rosovsky said there isn’t much tree of heaven in<br />

Vermont, but when New Hampshire officials surveyed<br />

for it they found more than they anticipated.<br />

Meanwhile, education helps curb its spread. Pesticides<br />

do kill the bugs, and sticky traps have been used.<br />

Manually removing and disposing of egg masses is<br />

recommended.<br />

In the end it might come down to finding a predator. A<br />

wasp that parasitizes lanternfly eggs in China is one candidate.<br />

But research on biological controls takes time. A<br />

study published recently in the Proceedings of the National<br />

Academy of Sciences found that two native fungi<br />

killed lanternflies in Pennsylvania, leading to a localized<br />

collapse of populations. Researchers say it’s too early to<br />

tell how the fungi will affect the lanternfly long term.<br />

Meanwhile, keep a sharp eye out for a bug that looks<br />

like it’s holding a red flashlight under a blanket.<br />

Joe Rankin writes on forestry, nature and sustainability.<br />

He lives in Maine. The illustration for this column was<br />

drawn by Adelaide Tyrol. The Outside Story is assigned<br />

and edited by Northern Woodlands magazine<br />

(northernwoodlands.org) and sponsored by the Wellborn<br />

Ecology Fund of the New Hampshire Charitable<br />

Foundation (wellborn@nhcf.org).<br />

Please call or<br />

check us out<br />

online for this<br />

week’s movie<br />

offerings.<br />

Movie Hotline: 877-789-6684<br />

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