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New Orbit Magazine Issue 08; Feb 2020, The Future of Animals

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They're right there, in plain sight.” CCI’s

company risk assessment officer scrolled

briskly through documents as she talked,

singling out and double-tapping a

spreadsheet filled with unappealing lists. “At

least eight packs in Grand Cascadia National

Park alone, population of four Dogs or

above, all under the Companion Canine

Institute’s jurisdiction. They're having a

profound effect. People have noticed. It’s a

matter of time before they kill somebody, and

this entire industry will come crashing

spectacularly down”.

Jemima gave the risk assessor a familiarly

exasperated look. It was in the nature of this

woman’s job to be overdramatic about the

outcomes of potential risks for the company,

but the glint of excitement in her eye about

the impending collapse of the companion

canine industry was, as always, a little much.

“Though you do have a point,” Jemima

said aloud, carrying on an internal discussion

that undoubtedly all of the suits in the room

had gleaned independently. “Publicly

discussed fears about “wild animals” coming

to attack people in their homes and gardens

is at an all-time high, no matter how quickly

we pull these videos off the internet.

Sometimes hundreds of miles from this, or

any, National Park.”

“Not only that,” Lawyer one, again, “But

in the past nine days the approval rating of

Dogs as companion animals has sunk

considerably.” He waved the remote again and

a dismal-looking graph appeared on the

projector. “Last focus group – this was on the

18 th – had a participant who voiced worries

about her own family dog turning feral. It’s

changing the perceptions the consumer has

within their own homes –”

Jemima threw a hand in the air.

“Hysteria’s setting in”.

“Relatively valid hysteria,” lawyer two

interjected, avoiding a glare. “These are our

Dogs. There is nowhere else they could have

come from. We own and designed every gene

code of every extant Dog to the strand. If one

of our Dogs can go feral, any of them could”.

The risk assessor proffered another

unwanted document. “Thus far we’ve shifted

most of the blame onto criminal breeders

and underground, unregistered animal

swaps, and til now it’s been working. But

there’s only so far it can all go before the

blame comes back onto us.”

Jemima waved it away with a tsk. Rubbed

her forehead to think for a second. “It’s still

just the one park, though?”

“One National Park. The park itself is –

well, the trappers are not happy. One of

them’s even reporting bears.”

Jemima rolled her eyes with a groan. “We

can’t be held accountable for that.”

“And, yet –” the risk assessor cast a couple

of headlines onto the projector. Flora and

Fauna Boom, and the Wolves in Grand Cascadia

National Park – Birds, Badgers, Beavers,

Butterflies: How Feral Dogs Brought Life Back to

the Wild – Inadvertent Rewilding sees The CCI

become National Park’s Unlikely Saviour. “– the

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