Frank Get The Door! by Janey Godley sampler
Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley’s comedy by the hundreds of thousands… [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record ‘Ye’ve been TELT. Everybuddy’s gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah’ve telt ye wance an Ah’m no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah’m gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.’
Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley’s comedy by the hundreds of thousands… [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record
‘Ye’ve been TELT. Everybuddy’s gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah’ve telt ye wance an Ah’m no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah’m gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.’
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Voicing<br />
Most of the sketches reproduced in this book voice<br />
the First Minister. Where there is interchange with<br />
others at the Lockdown podium, those voiced are<br />
indicated as follows:<br />
fm: First Minister<br />
dfm: Deputy First Minister<br />
cmo: Chief Medical Officer<br />
icmo: Interim Chief Medical Officer<br />
ncd: National Clinical Director<br />
cno: Chief Nursing Officer<br />
csh: Cabinet Secretary for Health and Sport<br />
ccps: Chief Constable of Police Scotland<br />
ga: Government Advisor<br />
q: Questions from the press<br />
None of the words attributed to the individuals<br />
referred to above were spoken out loud <strong>by</strong> those<br />
individuals. Any actions taken <strong>by</strong> readers of this<br />
book are taken entirely at their own risk.<br />
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