Frank Get The Door! by Janey Godley sampler
Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley’s comedy by the hundreds of thousands… [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record ‘Ye’ve been TELT. Everybuddy’s gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah’ve telt ye wance an Ah’m no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah’m gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.’
Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley’s comedy by the hundreds of thousands… [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record
‘Ye’ve been TELT. Everybuddy’s gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah’ve telt ye wance an Ah’m no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah’m gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.’
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Throughout Lockdown, <strong>Janey</strong> <strong>Godley</strong> has commandeered the voices of the<br />
First Minister and her podium companions and kept all our spirits up in<br />
these dark times. Our thoughts are with all those who have been affected<br />
<strong>by</strong> the virus.<br />
First published 2020<br />
isbn: 978-1-910022-14-6<br />
<strong>The</strong> author’s right to be identified as author of this book<br />
under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988 has been asserted.<br />
<strong>The</strong> paper used in this book is recyclable. It is made from<br />
low chlorine pulps produced in a low energy, low emission<br />
manner from renewable forests.<br />
Printed and bound <strong>by</strong> cpi Books, Chatham<br />
Transcribed, edited and typeset in 12 point Sabon<br />
<strong>by</strong> Main Point Books, Edinburgh<br />
Illustrations © Christina Connelly 2020<br />
Text © <strong>Janey</strong> <strong>Godley</strong> 2020<br />
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