Frank Get The Door! by Janey Godley sampler
Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley’s comedy by the hundreds of thousands… [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record ‘Ye’ve been TELT. Everybuddy’s gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah’ve telt ye wance an Ah’m no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah’m gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.’
Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley’s comedy by the hundreds of thousands… [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record
‘Ye’ve been TELT. Everybuddy’s gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah’ve telt ye wance an Ah’m no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah’m gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.’
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She was TELT<br />
5 april 2020<br />
Jeanette (cmo): Ah just wantae tell everybuddy, Ah<br />
wis right oottae order, shouldnae have went tae ma<br />
second home an doon the caravan. Ah’m pure sorry.<br />
Ah jist hope everybuddy keeps <strong>by</strong> the rules even<br />
though Ah bent them.<br />
fm: As if Ah’ve no got fuckin enough on ma plate!<br />
She wis TELT an TELT AGAIN.<br />
Jeanette (cmo): Aye, she did. Honest tae God,<br />
Ah’m really embarrassed Nicola. Nest week we wur<br />
plannin oan gaun tae Girvan but we’ve put that on<br />
hold, ye can rest assured.<br />
fm: Ma heid’s burstin wi the fuckin lot ae yeez.<br />
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