Frank Get The Door! by Janey Godley sampler
Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley’s comedy by the hundreds of thousands… [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record ‘Ye’ve been TELT. Everybuddy’s gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah’ve telt ye wance an Ah’m no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah’m gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.’
Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley’s comedy by the hundreds of thousands… [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record
‘Ye’ve been TELT. Everybuddy’s gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah’ve telt ye wance an Ah’m no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah’m gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.’
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Nicola has them on Find Friends<br />
6 april 2020<br />
q: Have you checked with your other advisers and<br />
ministers and are you confident that no one will be<br />
taking trips to second homes in the near future?<br />
fm: Aye, that’s a good question and what Ah’ve<br />
done is, Ah’ve got the hale lottae thum – THE<br />
LOTTAE THUM – oan Find Friends and Ah’m<br />
mappin where they aw are, tae make sure nane ae<br />
them are brekkin the rules. Ah mean, me maself, Ah<br />
wanted to head ower tae Torremolinos. But naw,<br />
Ah cannae go, we aw cannae leave the hoose. Ah’m<br />
absolutely up tae fuckin high doh an sick tae the<br />
back teeth o the lottae it. We’re tryin tae deal wi a<br />
pandemic an we’ve goat people bendin the rules.<br />
So naw, it won’t be happenin again. Noo, here’s big<br />
Isa, she’s gonnae be talkin aboot whit’s happenin<br />
next. Isa, huv you goat any plans tae fuck off for the<br />
weekend or dae anythin special?<br />
Isa (csh): Aw, tae be honest, Nicola, Ah’m snecked<br />
in. Ah’m daein nothin. Mind you, that wumman<br />
behind me in the purple jumper [the signer], Ah<br />
think she wis seen in Arbroath the other weekend.<br />
Naebuddy’s even kept an eye oan hur.<br />
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