Frank Get The Door! by Janey Godley sampler
Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley’s comedy by the hundreds of thousands… [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record ‘Ye’ve been TELT. Everybuddy’s gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah’ve telt ye wance an Ah’m no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah’m gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.’
Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley’s comedy by the hundreds of thousands… [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record
‘Ye’ve been TELT. Everybuddy’s gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah’ve telt ye wance an Ah’m no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah’m gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.’
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Taps aff 89<br />
You were TELT 91<br />
Face coverings 94<br />
Shameful Tories 96<br />
Social bubble 98<br />
Prosecco and Clooney 100<br />
Flags and schools 102<br />
<strong>The</strong> pumping can begin 105<br />
Beer garden 106<br />
We’ve got a new thing called FACTS 107<br />
One metre plus and Boris 108<br />
Ducks? 110<br />
Hadrian’s wall 112<br />
Border control 115<br />
Track and Trace 117<br />
Holidays in Scotland 118<br />
Comedy clubs 120<br />
Face coverings 122<br />
Boris and the face coverings 124<br />
Haircut 126<br />
Russian interference 130<br />
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