Frank Get The Door! by Janey Godley sampler
Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley’s comedy by the hundreds of thousands… [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record ‘Ye’ve been TELT. Everybuddy’s gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah’ve telt ye wance an Ah’m no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah’m gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.’
Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley’s comedy by the hundreds of thousands… [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record
‘Ye’ve been TELT. Everybuddy’s gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah’ve telt ye wance an Ah’m no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah’m gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.’
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Prince Charles and Covid<br />
25 march 2020<br />
q: Prince Charles has been confirmed with Covid-19.<br />
Is it fair that he was tested when members of the<br />
public aren’t bein tested?<br />
fm: Well, big Charles was telt like the rest o them.<br />
It doesnae matter if your a king or a prince or if yer<br />
Isa gaun tae the Pippa Dee, stey in the fuckin hoose<br />
an stoap movin aboot. Yez huv aw been telt. Ah’m<br />
gonnae end up havin tae take ma toe up the crack o<br />
yer arse, or hing oot a windae an sing it.<br />
STOAP MOVIN ABOOT!<br />
STEY IN THE HOOSE!<br />
Now here’s big Jeanette, she’s gonnae tell you some<br />
stuff.<br />
Jeanette (cmo): Aye, Nicola’s right, just stey in the<br />
hoose an wash yer hauns, it’s no that hard, is it?<br />
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