Frank Get The Door! by Janey Godley sampler
Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley’s comedy by the hundreds of thousands… [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record ‘Ye’ve been TELT. Everybuddy’s gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah’ve telt ye wance an Ah’m no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah’m gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.’
Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley’s comedy by the hundreds of thousands… [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record
‘Ye’ve been TELT. Everybuddy’s gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah’ve telt ye wance an Ah’m no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah’m gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.’
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Easter bunnies<br />
9 april 2020<br />
fm: Ah know it’s Easter weekend and the daffodils<br />
are oot and the sun is shinin, but youz aw need to<br />
stey in the hoose. Ye can have an egg hunt for the<br />
wains – an <strong>by</strong> the way, that’s no a swear word, that’s<br />
two words: EGG and HUNT.<br />
But if youz all go out and affect the fuckin lot ae us,<br />
we’re all gonnae be SNECKED IN till Christmas.<br />
So dress up as the Easter rabbit in the hoose – Ah’m<br />
sure some o ye must have a rabbit outfit in yer<br />
wardrobe to keep the kids entertained.<br />
STEY IN and don’t make me come tae the windae<br />
an huvtae shout, ‘<strong>Get</strong> in ya mad basturd, we’re aw<br />
gonnae die.’<br />
Cuz that’s what’ll happen.<br />
Happy Easter everybuddy, away and enjoy your egg<br />
hunt.<br />
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