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<strong>May</strong> 2, <strong>2021</strong> - MADISON MESSENGER - Page 5<br />

Watching ‘Mortal Kombat’ is like punch to gut<br />

I’ve never thought of myself as violent, ing place in 17th century Japan where<br />

There is a lot of exposition in these scenes, a<br />

but I began to question my preferred method skilled assassin Bi-Han (Joe Taslim) has the reel deal<br />

lot of Cole (and Sonya, to a degree) wondering<br />

who they are and where they fit in this<br />

of confrontation—passive-aggressiveness and found the guarded woodland home of rival<br />

snark—after watching “Mortal Kombat.” Hanzo Hasashi (Hiroyuki Sanada). After Dedra Cordle<br />

world, and not enough combat.<br />

After I watched the live-action adaptation<br />

in 1995, I became obsessed with the<br />

killing his wife and child, the two warriors<br />

face off in the film’s most exquisitely choreographed<br />

While out for<br />

There is little Mortal Kombat in “Mortal<br />

Kombat.” There are mortals in this film,<br />

characters’ skills and powers. I wished that<br />

one day I, too, would be able to wield harpoon-like<br />

spears like Scorpion or snap necks<br />

fight scene, blending moves only<br />

found in the video games and martial arts<br />

movies of yore. When this sequence is over,<br />

dinner one night,<br />

Cole and his wife<br />

and daughter are<br />

and there is combat, but there is no true<br />

Mortal Kombat in “Mortal Kombat.”<br />

Without the tournament, this film can<br />

with my knees while in a handstand like so too is most of the film’s promise.<br />

attacked by a<br />

only be described as a prequel, a way to introduce<br />

Sonya Blade.<br />

The film then jumps forward to the Outworld<br />

specter with the<br />

the audience to this weird world. It<br />

In the years that followed, I did not rack<br />

up a body count or learn how to do a handstand,<br />

but I did realize what I was feeling<br />

when I thought of “Mortal Kombat” was<br />

nostalgia. Like a fist or foot or ice spike, nostalgia<br />

can be powerful. It burrows into you,<br />

making you feel vaguely irritated when<br />

someone makes fun of what you like, and it<br />

evokes protectiveness when someone tries<br />

to remake something you love.<br />

When I heard that Warner Bros. decided<br />

to reboot this franchise, I felt that inkling of<br />

irritation. I gave it a chance, though, because<br />

it’s “Mortal Kombat.” It’s supposed to<br />

be stupid fun, and that is something we can<br />

all use. But this latest version leans more<br />

toward stupid than fun. While it’s not awful<br />

enough to make you want to inflict Sub-Zero<br />

levels of violence, it is bad enough to make<br />

you want to give its creators the stink-eye.<br />

where sorcerer Shang Tsung (Chin<br />

Han) is planning Earthrealm’s destruction.<br />

Knowing they only need one more win at the<br />

Mortal Kombat competition to take over<br />

this “pathetic” realm, Shang Tsung sends<br />

his greatest assassins to eliminate their<br />

warriors before the competition takes place.<br />

At first, not much urgency is given to this<br />

mission, but then a prophecy foretells their<br />

defeat should the Hasashi line unite the<br />

champions. This news is a surprise to all the<br />

baddies; they thought Bi-Han and the Lin<br />

Kuei assassins killed them all centuries ago.<br />

That whoopsie turns out to be Cole<br />

Young (Lewis Tan), a character created<br />

specifically for this movie universe. Born<br />

with a dragon tattoo (seriously), he is a<br />

down-on-his-luck MMA fighter who knows<br />

nothing of his lineage, Mortal Kombat, or<br />

the hell about to be unleashed upon him and<br />

ability to generate<br />

and control ice. No<br />

match for this Cryomancer, they accept the<br />

help of stranger, Jax Briggs (Mehcad<br />

Brooks) who tells them to find Sonya Blade.<br />

When Cole finds her, Sonya (Jessica Mc-<br />

Namee) explains to him what Mortal Kombat<br />

is, who the people are who share in his<br />

dragon tattoo, and when this fight to the<br />

death might take place. She encourages him<br />

to follow her on a quest to find the location<br />

of Lord Raiden (Tadanobu Asano) who could<br />

help train and guide them as they prepare<br />

for this world’s greatest death match.<br />

When they reach Raiden’s lair, the film<br />

slows to a crawl as the fighters try to unlock<br />

their “arcana,” or special powers that could<br />

keep them from having their spines ripped<br />

out or being smashed to a bloody pulp by<br />

Prince Goro, the Outworld’s last champion,<br />

teases with one-on-one fights in the end<br />

(Max Huang as the razor-hat wearing Kung<br />

Lao definitely has the best fatality of the<br />

film), but it is a set up for potential sequels.<br />

Another big issue: the film takes itself<br />

too seriously. While it tries to say it’s the opposite<br />

with high levels of gore or over-thetop<br />

fatalities, its dialogue and plotting say<br />

something else altogether, and usually in a<br />

monotone voice.<br />

Should potential sequels go forward, I<br />

have hope things can be salvaged with better<br />

pacing, a better script and maybe some<br />

acting lessons for its core actors. Until then,<br />

this version is not a flawless victory for the<br />

franchise, but it’s also not a fatality either.<br />

Grade: C<br />

Dedra Cordle is a <strong>Messenger</strong> staff writer<br />

It begins with an effective prologue tak-<br />

his family.<br />

a multi-limbed half-human/half-dragon. and columnist.<br />

How to keep Mother’s Day basket going all summer<br />

Ask a Master Gardener<br />

Jane Kutzley<br />

Question: Every year for Mother’s Day, I receive<br />

a gorgeous hanging basket of flowering<br />

plants, and every year it is dead by the Fourth<br />

of July. Help, please!<br />

Goodness, I feel your pain! This is not all<br />

your fault. Generally, when you purchase a<br />

flowering basket, it is big and lush and full<br />

of gorgeous blooms. That means that the<br />

plant(s) are fully mature and growing at<br />

their most vigorous rate. It has also been<br />

growing in ideal conditions in a greenhouse<br />

with constant care and attention. It has<br />

been stimulated with fertilizers and other<br />

chemicals so that would come into bloom at<br />

the exact right time for a holiday. Now, it<br />

has been taken from that environment,<br />

shoved into a plastic sleeve, trucked to a<br />

store and finally brought to your home.<br />

Needless to say, the poor thing is in a bit of<br />

shock, and you are now committed to daily<br />

care for a very needy plant.<br />

Bring it home and water it well, making<br />

sure the water drains out the bottom of the<br />

pot. Put it in a protected area with some<br />

nice light but no direct sun for a few days,<br />

continuing to water it daily. After it has had<br />

a bit of rest, you can decide what your next<br />

step will be.<br />

Without a doubt, the next best step<br />

would be to remove the plants from their<br />

basket, tease them apart gently, and resettle<br />

them with fresh new potting soil into a<br />

pot or basket that is two or three inches bigger<br />

in diameter. You will almost hear those<br />

roots breathe a sigh of relief. Water it well<br />

every single day and, over the next several<br />

days, move it gradually into the spot you<br />

have planned for it. Be certain that the<br />

plants are appropriate for the spot. Put fullsun<br />

plants in a full-sun location, part-sun<br />

plants in a morning-sun location, etc.<br />

Shade-loving plants in a full-sun location<br />

will burn up and die, no matter how well<br />

you care for them. Sun-loving plants in a<br />

shade location will struggle and decline despite<br />

excellent care.<br />

If you cannot or choose not to repot your<br />

basket, there are still ways to keep it going<br />

for the season. It is safe to assume that the<br />

plant is root-bound, so all the food or water<br />

it needs will have to come from you. It also<br />

means that it will dry out very quickly.<br />

Daily watering is imperative. When the<br />

summer really heats up, the basket may<br />

need an afternoon drink, as well.<br />

Fertilizer is also absolutely necessary as<br />

the nutrients in the soil have been rapidly<br />

depleted by the rapid growth in the greenhouse.<br />

Choose a fertilizer that is specifically<br />

intended for flowering plants, and read and<br />

follow label directions if those directions are<br />

written for potted plants. If you are in<br />

doubt, mix the fertilizer at 25 percent of the<br />

recommended rate and use it once per week.<br />

Granular slow-release fertilizers that are<br />

just sprinkled on the soil are another option,<br />

as are fertilizer spikes. Whatever you<br />

choose, go easy, keeping in mind the small<br />

container you are working with. Too much<br />

fertilizer will burn the plant and kill it even<br />

faster than the slow death of poor nutrition.<br />

Every day when you water it, pick off<br />

spent blooms. After a week or two, if your<br />

plant is starting to look “leggy” or straggly,<br />

use sharp scissors to trim the longest stems<br />

back to one or two set of leaves. Do about<br />

one-third of the plant. In a couple more<br />

weeks, do the next third, and then do the remainder<br />

a week or two after. Repeat as necessary<br />

throughout the season. If your plant<br />

is a “spiller,” like a petunia or calibrachoa,<br />

prune more gently and only a few stems at<br />

a time. You’ll be able to discern which ones<br />

need a clip.<br />

Most importantly, keep up the watering<br />

every single day, excepting those few rainy<br />

days when nature takes care of it. If you<br />

need to be gone, make arrangements for<br />

someone else to do the watering. Be certain<br />

the water still drains from the bottom as<br />

roots may try to plug up the drain holes. The<br />

plant will drown if water sits in the pot for<br />

very long. With all this attention, your basket<br />

should be beautiful all summer and into<br />

autumn. It truly is a labor of love.<br />

If, after all this, your basket still does not<br />

thrive, then it is time to reconsider the type<br />

of plants you are growing. Fuchsias are gorgeous,<br />

and many people grow them with<br />

ease. I find them frustrating and difficult.<br />

The one year I did have a really nice one, a<br />

wren chose to build her house in the pot and<br />

I gave up so as not to disturb her. Wave<br />

petunias and calibrachoa are beautiful but<br />

they love water and are heavy feeders, so no<br />

skimping there. Lantana, my personal favorite,<br />

is cheerful and colorful, tough as<br />

nails and has the added benefit of attracting<br />

bees and butterflies. It can take the full afternoon<br />

sun in stride. Daily watering and<br />

regular feeding are still the rules though,<br />

and it loves a good trim occasionally.<br />

Jane Kutzley is a member of the <strong>Madison</strong><br />

County Master Gardeners. Watch for upcoming<br />

details about the program’s new Ask A<br />

Master Gardener Help Line, coming soon.

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