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<strong>May</strong> 2, <strong>2021</strong> - MADISON MESSENGER - Page 5<br />
Watching ‘Mortal Kombat’ is like punch to gut<br />
I’ve never thought of myself as violent, ing place in 17th century Japan where<br />
There is a lot of exposition in these scenes, a<br />
but I began to question my preferred method skilled assassin Bi-Han (Joe Taslim) has the reel deal<br />
lot of Cole (and Sonya, to a degree) wondering<br />
who they are and where they fit in this<br />
of confrontation—passive-aggressiveness and found the guarded woodland home of rival<br />
snark—after watching “Mortal Kombat.” Hanzo Hasashi (Hiroyuki Sanada). After Dedra Cordle<br />
world, and not enough combat.<br />
After I watched the live-action adaptation<br />
in 1995, I became obsessed with the<br />
killing his wife and child, the two warriors<br />
face off in the film’s most exquisitely choreographed<br />
While out for<br />
There is little Mortal Kombat in “Mortal<br />
Kombat.” There are mortals in this film,<br />
characters’ skills and powers. I wished that<br />
one day I, too, would be able to wield harpoon-like<br />
spears like Scorpion or snap necks<br />
fight scene, blending moves only<br />
found in the video games and martial arts<br />
movies of yore. When this sequence is over,<br />
dinner one night,<br />
Cole and his wife<br />
and daughter are<br />
and there is combat, but there is no true<br />
Mortal Kombat in “Mortal Kombat.”<br />
Without the tournament, this film can<br />
with my knees while in a handstand like so too is most of the film’s promise.<br />
attacked by a<br />
only be described as a prequel, a way to introduce<br />
Sonya Blade.<br />
The film then jumps forward to the Outworld<br />
specter with the<br />
the audience to this weird world. It<br />
In the years that followed, I did not rack<br />
up a body count or learn how to do a handstand,<br />
but I did realize what I was feeling<br />
when I thought of “Mortal Kombat” was<br />
nostalgia. Like a fist or foot or ice spike, nostalgia<br />
can be powerful. It burrows into you,<br />
making you feel vaguely irritated when<br />
someone makes fun of what you like, and it<br />
evokes protectiveness when someone tries<br />
to remake something you love.<br />
When I heard that Warner Bros. decided<br />
to reboot this franchise, I felt that inkling of<br />
irritation. I gave it a chance, though, because<br />
it’s “Mortal Kombat.” It’s supposed to<br />
be stupid fun, and that is something we can<br />
all use. But this latest version leans more<br />
toward stupid than fun. While it’s not awful<br />
enough to make you want to inflict Sub-Zero<br />
levels of violence, it is bad enough to make<br />
you want to give its creators the stink-eye.<br />
where sorcerer Shang Tsung (Chin<br />
Han) is planning Earthrealm’s destruction.<br />
Knowing they only need one more win at the<br />
Mortal Kombat competition to take over<br />
this “pathetic” realm, Shang Tsung sends<br />
his greatest assassins to eliminate their<br />
warriors before the competition takes place.<br />
At first, not much urgency is given to this<br />
mission, but then a prophecy foretells their<br />
defeat should the Hasashi line unite the<br />
champions. This news is a surprise to all the<br />
baddies; they thought Bi-Han and the Lin<br />
Kuei assassins killed them all centuries ago.<br />
That whoopsie turns out to be Cole<br />
Young (Lewis Tan), a character created<br />
specifically for this movie universe. Born<br />
with a dragon tattoo (seriously), he is a<br />
down-on-his-luck MMA fighter who knows<br />
nothing of his lineage, Mortal Kombat, or<br />
the hell about to be unleashed upon him and<br />
ability to generate<br />
and control ice. No<br />
match for this Cryomancer, they accept the<br />
help of stranger, Jax Briggs (Mehcad<br />
Brooks) who tells them to find Sonya Blade.<br />
When Cole finds her, Sonya (Jessica Mc-<br />
Namee) explains to him what Mortal Kombat<br />
is, who the people are who share in his<br />
dragon tattoo, and when this fight to the<br />
death might take place. She encourages him<br />
to follow her on a quest to find the location<br />
of Lord Raiden (Tadanobu Asano) who could<br />
help train and guide them as they prepare<br />
for this world’s greatest death match.<br />
When they reach Raiden’s lair, the film<br />
slows to a crawl as the fighters try to unlock<br />
their “arcana,” or special powers that could<br />
keep them from having their spines ripped<br />
out or being smashed to a bloody pulp by<br />
Prince Goro, the Outworld’s last champion,<br />
teases with one-on-one fights in the end<br />
(Max Huang as the razor-hat wearing Kung<br />
Lao definitely has the best fatality of the<br />
film), but it is a set up for potential sequels.<br />
Another big issue: the film takes itself<br />
too seriously. While it tries to say it’s the opposite<br />
with high levels of gore or over-thetop<br />
fatalities, its dialogue and plotting say<br />
something else altogether, and usually in a<br />
monotone voice.<br />
Should potential sequels go forward, I<br />
have hope things can be salvaged with better<br />
pacing, a better script and maybe some<br />
acting lessons for its core actors. Until then,<br />
this version is not a flawless victory for the<br />
franchise, but it’s also not a fatality either.<br />
Grade: C<br />
Dedra Cordle is a <strong>Messenger</strong> staff writer<br />
It begins with an effective prologue tak-<br />
his family.<br />
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How to keep Mother’s Day basket going all summer<br />
Ask a Master Gardener<br />
Jane Kutzley<br />
Question: Every year for Mother’s Day, I receive<br />
a gorgeous hanging basket of flowering<br />
plants, and every year it is dead by the Fourth<br />
of July. Help, please!<br />
Goodness, I feel your pain! This is not all<br />
your fault. Generally, when you purchase a<br />
flowering basket, it is big and lush and full<br />
of gorgeous blooms. That means that the<br />
plant(s) are fully mature and growing at<br />
their most vigorous rate. It has also been<br />
growing in ideal conditions in a greenhouse<br />
with constant care and attention. It has<br />
been stimulated with fertilizers and other<br />
chemicals so that would come into bloom at<br />
the exact right time for a holiday. Now, it<br />
has been taken from that environment,<br />
shoved into a plastic sleeve, trucked to a<br />
store and finally brought to your home.<br />
Needless to say, the poor thing is in a bit of<br />
shock, and you are now committed to daily<br />
care for a very needy plant.<br />
Bring it home and water it well, making<br />
sure the water drains out the bottom of the<br />
pot. Put it in a protected area with some<br />
nice light but no direct sun for a few days,<br />
continuing to water it daily. After it has had<br />
a bit of rest, you can decide what your next<br />
step will be.<br />
Without a doubt, the next best step<br />
would be to remove the plants from their<br />
basket, tease them apart gently, and resettle<br />
them with fresh new potting soil into a<br />
pot or basket that is two or three inches bigger<br />
in diameter. You will almost hear those<br />
roots breathe a sigh of relief. Water it well<br />
every single day and, over the next several<br />
days, move it gradually into the spot you<br />
have planned for it. Be certain that the<br />
plants are appropriate for the spot. Put fullsun<br />
plants in a full-sun location, part-sun<br />
plants in a morning-sun location, etc.<br />
Shade-loving plants in a full-sun location<br />
will burn up and die, no matter how well<br />
you care for them. Sun-loving plants in a<br />
shade location will struggle and decline despite<br />
excellent care.<br />
If you cannot or choose not to repot your<br />
basket, there are still ways to keep it going<br />
for the season. It is safe to assume that the<br />
plant is root-bound, so all the food or water<br />
it needs will have to come from you. It also<br />
means that it will dry out very quickly.<br />
Daily watering is imperative. When the<br />
summer really heats up, the basket may<br />
need an afternoon drink, as well.<br />
Fertilizer is also absolutely necessary as<br />
the nutrients in the soil have been rapidly<br />
depleted by the rapid growth in the greenhouse.<br />
Choose a fertilizer that is specifically<br />
intended for flowering plants, and read and<br />
follow label directions if those directions are<br />
written for potted plants. If you are in<br />
doubt, mix the fertilizer at 25 percent of the<br />
recommended rate and use it once per week.<br />
Granular slow-release fertilizers that are<br />
just sprinkled on the soil are another option,<br />
as are fertilizer spikes. Whatever you<br />
choose, go easy, keeping in mind the small<br />
container you are working with. Too much<br />
fertilizer will burn the plant and kill it even<br />
faster than the slow death of poor nutrition.<br />
Every day when you water it, pick off<br />
spent blooms. After a week or two, if your<br />
plant is starting to look “leggy” or straggly,<br />
use sharp scissors to trim the longest stems<br />
back to one or two set of leaves. Do about<br />
one-third of the plant. In a couple more<br />
weeks, do the next third, and then do the remainder<br />
a week or two after. Repeat as necessary<br />
throughout the season. If your plant<br />
is a “spiller,” like a petunia or calibrachoa,<br />
prune more gently and only a few stems at<br />
a time. You’ll be able to discern which ones<br />
need a clip.<br />
Most importantly, keep up the watering<br />
every single day, excepting those few rainy<br />
days when nature takes care of it. If you<br />
need to be gone, make arrangements for<br />
someone else to do the watering. Be certain<br />
the water still drains from the bottom as<br />
roots may try to plug up the drain holes. The<br />
plant will drown if water sits in the pot for<br />
very long. With all this attention, your basket<br />
should be beautiful all summer and into<br />
autumn. It truly is a labor of love.<br />
If, after all this, your basket still does not<br />
thrive, then it is time to reconsider the type<br />
of plants you are growing. Fuchsias are gorgeous,<br />
and many people grow them with<br />
ease. I find them frustrating and difficult.<br />
The one year I did have a really nice one, a<br />
wren chose to build her house in the pot and<br />
I gave up so as not to disturb her. Wave<br />
petunias and calibrachoa are beautiful but<br />
they love water and are heavy feeders, so no<br />
skimping there. Lantana, my personal favorite,<br />
is cheerful and colorful, tough as<br />
nails and has the added benefit of attracting<br />
bees and butterflies. It can take the full afternoon<br />
sun in stride. Daily watering and<br />
regular feeding are still the rules though,<br />
and it loves a good trim occasionally.<br />
Jane Kutzley is a member of the <strong>Madison</strong><br />
County Master Gardeners. Watch for upcoming<br />
details about the program’s new Ask A<br />
Master Gardener Help Line, coming soon.