NG5 Arnold Dec/Jan 2022
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Tidy Rolls<br />
Secure wrapping paper rolls once they’ve been<br />
opened with toilet paper tubes, just slit the tube<br />
lengthways and use as a cuff. If you want to make<br />
it look nice you can glue some tin foil round the<br />
outside of the tube. H Williams<br />
Christmassy Biscuits<br />
Use the bottom of a crystal glass to imprint biscuits<br />
or cookies and make them really Christmassy.<br />
B Evans<br />
Money Saving Tip<br />
Save money this Christmas: if you aren’t seeing<br />
friends and family till after Christmas day then buy<br />
their presents after Christmas in the sales.<br />
F Charles<br />
Cat’s<br />
TopJokes<br />
Christmas<br />
Crackers<br />
Top Tips<br />
What does Tom say in <strong>Dec</strong>ember?<br />
Jerry Christmas!<br />
B Evans<br />
What do you call a girl with a<br />
prickly head?<br />
Holly!<br />
T Worthington<br />
What sort of sprout is very good at<br />
getting stuff done?<br />
A hustle sprout!<br />
A Carter<br />
What bird is best at unlocking<br />
doors?<br />
A turkey!<br />
B Evans<br />
Quick Dusting Trick<br />
A quick cleaning trick when you<br />
have a 10 minute warning that friends<br />
or family are on their way over, is to use a lint<br />
roller on soft furnishings to get rid of any dust – cushions,<br />
sofas, lampshades – it works a treat. C Lewis<br />
Sparkly Christmas<br />
Make your taps and shower sparkle for the Christmas<br />
season by using white wine vinegar to remove lime scale<br />
and make everything sparkle. V Fallow<br />
Festive Brownies<br />
Add a festive touch to Brownies by cooking them in<br />
cookie cutters. Metal ones of course.T Worthington<br />
Tangle Free<br />
Wrap Christmas lights around hangers to keep them<br />
from getting tangled.<br />
H Whitlock<br />
Why did nobody bid for Donner<br />
and Blitzen on ebay?<br />
They were too deer!<br />
T Brown<br />
Who is Santa’s favourite singer?<br />
Elf-is Presley!<br />
D Cole<br />
How did Scrooge end up with<br />
the football?<br />
The ghost of Christmas passed!<br />
T Worthington<br />
How does Good King Wenceslas<br />
like his pizza?<br />
Deep pan, crisp and even!<br />
D Cole<br />
WINNING<br />
ENTRY<br />
Safe Storage<br />
Store your delicate<br />
ornaments in egg boxes to<br />
keep them safe after the<br />
Christmas festivities.<br />
G Singh<br />
What does Miley Cyrus eat for<br />
Christmas dinner?<br />
Twerky!<br />
C Kelly<br />
How much did Santa pay for his<br />
sleigh?<br />
Nothing, it was on the house!<br />
T Worthington<br />
What does the Grinch do with a<br />
baseball bat?<br />
Hits a gnome and runs!<br />
C Kelly<br />
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