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bed boogie: circular “dance” performed by dogs before settling into bed,probably a primitive nesting behaviorcopilot: dog riding in car, often with head poking out of an open window (seealso: drool flag)crazy mutt: exuberant greeting ritualdrool flag: visible tongue protrusion, frequently displayed during copilotingor meal preparationFRAP: frenetic random activity period (synonym: zoomies)full wag: the happiest tail position, a relaxed circular swish, sometimesincluding hip wigglesfur on alert: raised hair on a dog’s neck and back, an involuntary reactionoften caused by fright or aggressionhead tilt: quizzical look employed to charm gullible humansLEAVE IT: the world’s worst command, especially when applied to foodme-ball: dried excrement thrown at observers (origin: Gorilla, informal)playbow: body position with elbows down and rear up, signaling aninvitation to have funrhymes-with-pet-threat: vet, an otherwise kind human armed withthermometers and needlestailspin: (1) chase involving the flexible appendage attached to the rear ofmost canines; (2) (informal) an embarrassing or quixotic efforttoe-twitcher: dream (often squirrel-focused) resulting in foot movementtug-of-war string: a long (though never long enough) piece of fabric orleather used to lead humans during walks
UFO: (1) unidentified food object, often found under kitchen tables or couchcushions; (2) unidentified floor object, hopefully edible; (3) unidentifiedflying object, ideally a stick, flying disk, or slobber-covered tennis ballwater bowl of power: (1) jumbo-sized ceramic dish; (2) uncomfortablehuman chair, generally found in bathroomszoomies: sudden bursts of energy, usually involving chaotic dashes throughthe house (informal; see also: FRAP)
Page 3 and 4: Dedicationfor my family:human, feli
Page 5 and 6: ContentsCoverTitle PageDedicationEp
Page 7 and 8: a very handsome dogthe beginningtor
Page 9 and 10: gonefirst aidthe truthforeverrescue
Page 14 and 15: One
Page 16 and 17: and while i’m at it . . .I may or
Page 18 and 19: numero unoThere’s an old saying a
Page 20: Once I had things just so, I lay do
Page 23 and 24: the amazing history of man’s best
Page 25 and 26: in my opinionThat dog was a ninny.A
Page 27 and 28: no oneThat’s what being man’s b
Page 29 and 30: in safety.Still, I understood, in m
Page 31 and 32: aloneThe truck happened without war
Page 33 and 34: the owlDarkness had fallen when it
Page 35 and 36: more luckMaybe it was my puppy fat,
Page 37 and 38: exit 8I finally came to a small roa
Page 39 and 40: It’s a solid solution.But it’s
Page 41 and 42: Two
Page 43 and 44: And then I heard it.A faint bark.Th
Page 45 and 46: on the poetry of stinkOf course, no
Page 47 and 48: the newsSometimes when Julia and I
Page 49 and 50: sparkly rain hat, and teensy pink b
Page 51 and 52: “Does.”“Does.”“Doesn’t
Page 53 and 54: spoiledI know Nutwit has a point.I
Page 55 and 56: blanket, the kind where you can bed
Page 57: cricket bullyWhen Julia returns fro
Page 60 and 61: She pulled Julia aside. “He’s a
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clickThat’s when they started cli
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full wag“Are you ready to head ov
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good words, bad wordsI’ve never m
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but she went back to work and she
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When I walk Julia—well, okay, I s
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drooliusI knew this guy, back when
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forgivenessSeems like forgiving hum
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puppy eyesIt’s midmorning, still
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mr. oogHere’s how I figure puppy
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changeThe park’s pretty big. Lots
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kimuThere’s a gray wolf at the pa
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I looked at him and, for the first
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If they caught any other dog there,
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Ivan, being Ivan, is a mellow kinda
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giftOnce I’m in my spot, I don’
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and Ruby, and Stella, too.”Ivan g
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tiny but toughIvan always seems lik
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not talkingOften when I’m with Iv
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“Take a small creature like Eek,
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ruby’s familyLittle Ruby seems mu
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“Hmm. You got me, Ruby. I’m tot
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Kinyani glares at me.She glares at
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a very handsome dog“Hi, Aunt Kiny
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Julia appears, her backpack at the
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“Bob!” Julia calls. “Come on!
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I’m flying.no way
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landingIt’s over.I land—umph—
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bad dogAnd this is why I’m a Bad
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stretchSlowly, with some difficulty
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For the record, small stray boards
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soundsThe eerie quiet doesn’t las
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surveying the damageI pick my way p
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baby slothI say goodbye to the peng
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Takes a few minutes, but I find her
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To my left, water gushes from a pat
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mutt versus wolfI wait for him to l
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gorilla worldI move on. I have to f
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help us!The stone wall separating G
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kudzooI pick my way through the deb
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trying to find a lost toy in a swim
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“Okay,” Akello says, with a nod
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“Can I go with Bob?” Ruby asks
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mouths to me.“Don’t thank me,
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xenaAnother dog races over, a tough
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dragonMore police cars and ambulanc
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An older gentleman holding a blue u
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looseA new police officer joins us.
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cprThe wind dies down to a whisper,
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noNo movement, nothing.But after a
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gorilla ghostIvan emerges from a cl
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wolf on the runI scramble over to I
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shots firedSeveral officers raise t
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a situationOfficer Williams climbs
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Some barks you never forget.never
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a split secondI want to tell Ivan a
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Three
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what ifAt first, I didn’t admit i
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relievedAnd what did I do, when I h
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the windEvery day I went looking fo
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my paddlesAs I run from the park, I
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I’m inside the bow-wow big house.
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pauses in the doorway. “I thought
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aliveThunder claps. Shutters fly. W
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toughBoss isn’t anything like I r
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Something crashes into the front of
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“When someone does something hurt
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The officer sighs. “You don’t h
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preparing for the worstThe wind slo
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a questionWe do all we can do. Whic
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romeoBefore I can say anything more
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“You’re a looker and you’re s
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“Say it,” I command.“Fine. Wh
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giant monkey and sea monsterThe scr
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to safetyOne thing about being a si
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Boss. “Then that means you’re m
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yay“We’ll go,” Ivan says.“Y
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“We can’t exactly shoot a goril
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lightning and fireworksIt isn’t f
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another bridgeThe creek is filled w
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heroI will not lie. I am not thinki
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not a movieSo in a movie, I’d lan
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do not let goThe water’s cold, so
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kimu againKimu has me.He drops me t
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howI don’t know how I do it.If I
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first aidRowdy still isn’t moving
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foreverThe eye of the hurricane pas
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Four
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From what we can tell, Boss never w
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working on itOn the way home, we pa
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“Mack and his wife just moved bac
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a visitorThis evening is like lots
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But through it all, Bob never loses
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early and avid supporters of the bo
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CopyrightTHE ONE AND ONLY BOB. Text
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