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snickersWhile I watch from my perch on the back of the couch, Julia passes by on thesidewalk. George asked her to keep her dog-walking route close to home, incase the weather changes.She’s wearing a shiny purple raincoat and leading three dogs: a goofy muttnamed Winston, a timid dachshund named Oscar Mayer, and . . . her.Snickers.An old nemesis of mine, Snickers is a fluffy white poodle with delusions ofgrandeur. A big, snooty, pain in the puffball.Ooh, that pooch drives me crazy.Our mutual dislike goes back to my early days as a stray. Snickers was afancy, pampered, sleep-on-a-pink-satin-pillow kinda gal. Her owner, Mack,ran the mall where I lived with Ivan and Ruby.That’s where I first encountered Snickers. She teased me mercilessly, andbeneath the fuzzy facade, I always suspected there was a little, I dunno, sparkthere.Anyways. After the mall closed down, Snickers, being Snickers, landed onher feet. Mack married an older widow lady with more money than sense,and she dotes on that ridiculous poodle. Mack’s too lazy to walk Snickershimself, so he hired Julia to do it.“Lookin’ good, Snick baby!” I call through the open window, and she givesme her curled-lip, squinty-eyed face, which, come to think of it, is prettymuch how she always looks.As usual, Snickers is dressed to the max. She’s wearing a pink poncho, a
sparkly rain hat, and teensy pink boots.“Those boots were made for mockin’,” I add for good measure.It feels good, giving her some grief. But before I can really relish themoment, another annoying acquaintance of mine appears.
Page 3 and 4: Dedicationfor my family:human, feli
Page 5 and 6: ContentsCoverTitle PageDedicationEp
Page 7 and 8: a very handsome dogthe beginningtor
Page 9 and 10: gonefirst aidthe truthforeverrescue
Page 12 and 13: bed boogie: circular “dance” pe
Page 14 and 15: One
Page 16 and 17: and while i’m at it . . .I may or
Page 18 and 19: numero unoThere’s an old saying a
Page 20: Once I had things just so, I lay do
Page 23 and 24: the amazing history of man’s best
Page 25 and 26: in my opinionThat dog was a ninny.A
Page 27 and 28: no oneThat’s what being man’s b
Page 29 and 30: in safety.Still, I understood, in m
Page 31 and 32: aloneThe truck happened without war
Page 33 and 34: the owlDarkness had fallen when it
Page 35 and 36: more luckMaybe it was my puppy fat,
Page 37 and 38: exit 8I finally came to a small roa
Page 39 and 40: It’s a solid solution.But it’s
Page 41 and 42: Two
Page 43 and 44: And then I heard it.A faint bark.Th
Page 45 and 46: on the poetry of stinkOf course, no
Page 47: the newsSometimes when Julia and I
Page 51 and 52: “Does.”“Does.”“Doesn’t
Page 53 and 54: spoiledI know Nutwit has a point.I
Page 55 and 56: blanket, the kind where you can bed
Page 57: cricket bullyWhen Julia returns fro
Page 60 and 61: She pulled Julia aside. “He’s a
Page 62 and 63: clickThat’s when they started cli
Page 64 and 65: full wag“Are you ready to head ov
Page 66 and 67: good words, bad wordsI’ve never m
Page 68 and 69: but she went back to work and she
Page 70 and 71: When I walk Julia—well, okay, I s
Page 72 and 73: drooliusI knew this guy, back when
Page 74 and 75: forgivenessSeems like forgiving hum
Page 76 and 77: puppy eyesIt’s midmorning, still
Page 78 and 79: mr. oogHere’s how I figure puppy
Page 81 and 82: changeThe park’s pretty big. Lots
Page 83 and 84: kimuThere’s a gray wolf at the pa
Page 85 and 86: I looked at him and, for the first
Page 87 and 88: If they caught any other dog there,
Page 89: Ivan, being Ivan, is a mellow kinda
Page 92 and 93: giftOnce I’m in my spot, I don’
Page 94 and 95: and Ruby, and Stella, too.”Ivan g
Page 96 and 97: tiny but toughIvan always seems lik
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not talkingOften when I’m with Iv
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“Take a small creature like Eek,
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ruby’s familyLittle Ruby seems mu
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“Hmm. You got me, Ruby. I’m tot
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Kinyani glares at me.She glares at
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a very handsome dog“Hi, Aunt Kiny
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Julia appears, her backpack at the
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“Bob!” Julia calls. “Come on!
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I’m flying.no way
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landingIt’s over.I land—umph—
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bad dogAnd this is why I’m a Bad
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stretchSlowly, with some difficulty
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For the record, small stray boards
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soundsThe eerie quiet doesn’t las
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surveying the damageI pick my way p
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baby slothI say goodbye to the peng
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Takes a few minutes, but I find her
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To my left, water gushes from a pat
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mutt versus wolfI wait for him to l
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gorilla worldI move on. I have to f
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help us!The stone wall separating G
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kudzooI pick my way through the deb
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trying to find a lost toy in a swim
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“Okay,” Akello says, with a nod
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“Can I go with Bob?” Ruby asks
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mouths to me.“Don’t thank me,
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xenaAnother dog races over, a tough
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dragonMore police cars and ambulanc
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An older gentleman holding a blue u
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looseA new police officer joins us.
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cprThe wind dies down to a whisper,
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noNo movement, nothing.But after a
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gorilla ghostIvan emerges from a cl
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wolf on the runI scramble over to I
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shots firedSeveral officers raise t
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a situationOfficer Williams climbs
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Some barks you never forget.never
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a split secondI want to tell Ivan a
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Three
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what ifAt first, I didn’t admit i
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relievedAnd what did I do, when I h
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the windEvery day I went looking fo
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my paddlesAs I run from the park, I
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I’m inside the bow-wow big house.
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pauses in the doorway. “I thought
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aliveThunder claps. Shutters fly. W
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toughBoss isn’t anything like I r
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Something crashes into the front of
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“When someone does something hurt
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The officer sighs. “You don’t h
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preparing for the worstThe wind slo
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a questionWe do all we can do. Whic
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romeoBefore I can say anything more
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“You’re a looker and you’re s
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“Say it,” I command.“Fine. Wh
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giant monkey and sea monsterThe scr
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to safetyOne thing about being a si
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Boss. “Then that means you’re m
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yay“We’ll go,” Ivan says.“Y
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“We can’t exactly shoot a goril
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lightning and fireworksIt isn’t f
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another bridgeThe creek is filled w
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heroI will not lie. I am not thinki
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not a movieSo in a movie, I’d lan
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do not let goThe water’s cold, so
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kimu againKimu has me.He drops me t
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howI don’t know how I do it.If I
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first aidRowdy still isn’t moving
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foreverThe eye of the hurricane pas
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Four
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From what we can tell, Boss never w
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working on itOn the way home, we pa
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“Mack and his wife just moved bac
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a visitorThis evening is like lots
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But through it all, Bob never loses
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