Lot's Wife Edition 4 2016

STUDENT
LODE of crap
By Ruby Muller
Illustration by Elizabeth Bridges
et Job Ready with an Internship Today from LODE!”
“G No doubt you’ve seen these bad boys plastered
all over your Facebook page. Maybe you’ve even been tagged in
one by a mate or an over zealous parent. I was, which is why I
filled out an an application.
Silly, silly me.
These things always come at a price, something I wish I had
remembered as I started giving them my personal details and
wasting time thinking up a witty 100 character response to
“How will your colleagues remember you after you have completed
your internship?”.
The real answer is they won’t, because I won’t be doing one.
At least not through a third party company. Which is exactly
what those ads are for.
So I got a call at 11:00 in the morning, bleary eyed and
non-functioning until I got put on hold long enough to pour
myself a coffee. It was from the internship people—hurrah! I
had succeeded! Or not. But kind of.
They loved me. They loved me so much they wanted me to
do a Business Administration and Management double diploma
on top of my Science and Journalism double degree (yay!). All
so I could get a 3 month unpaid internship. It’s all going on
my HECS anyway, right? So I persisted with almost an hour of
questions and career coaching, which was all very helpful. But
then the wonderful lady on the other side of the receiver said
those magical words (or rather, numbers).
“Fourteen thousand dollars.”
$14k. On HECS, but—geez! Fourteen thousand dollars.
For a 12-month online course. Through a college called “Ivy”?
Sounds super legit.
So I hopped on Google and found some alternatives that are
all less than $3000 for almost the same thing. While the lady
over the phone seemed to think that the extra $11k was well
worth it just for the coaching and the internship, I’m not going
to pay that much so I can not get paid for three months.
According to LODE’s Facebook reviews, I’m not the only one
either. Their single star reviews cite a myriad of false advertising,
misleading sales tactics and unsolicited calls in order to get
people to pay up to $16000.
But it gets worse. It turns out their “winners” don’t even get
an internship.
One of these winners, who would rather remain anonymous,
said that they only received a referral to another company,
Navitas. Though they weren’t talked into paying for a diploma
they didn’t need, the company was so hopeless at placing
them into an internship, the entrant took another one in the
meantime.
So if you’re looking for an internship, or to improve your
employability by completing a short course, do yourself a
favour and shop around. Do your research and know your
consumer rights.
For instance, if you have just read this and are now amidst
a panic attack because you yourself have accepted a course
through one of these organisations, know that you are entitled
to a 10-day cooling off period. At any time during this period
you may cancel your purchase with a full-refund, even if it was
loaned against your HECS. And if the business mislead you
about their services, or coerced you into signing a contract, that
contract is void.
See? Research is your friend.
And if you can’t be bothered doing the research yourself,
here’s some I whipped up earlier.
Certificate III in Business Administration at Monash.
Government Funded
Full: $1600
Concession: $320
While it’s not online, a bonus is that it involves real actual
human beings teaching you. Neato! There are even courses specific
to education and medical admin which are cheaper.
Diploma of Leadership and Management at Monash.
Government Funded
Full: $2300
Concession: $2100
That’s right, this two day a week course is still a seventh of the
cost of Ivy’s online option. And again, there are flesh and bone
people involved. And if that’s too much of a commitment for
you, how about a measly $600 for the Certificate IV?
Dual Diploma of Business Administration + Diploma of
Leadership & Management at the CAE
12-16 month course.
Full fee of $2995
Payment plan of $44/week available, although total course fees
increase due to banking charges.
If you want the full package but don’t want to be an extra $14k
in debt, how about the exact same thing for less than a third of
the price? While it is upfront, it’s nothing a part-time gig over
the summer holidays can’t pay for. Plus, it’s online if you decide
to complete it while also working or studying full time.
Career Connect at Monash
Offered across all campuses, Career Connect assists students
with career planning, course advice and practicing interview
skills. While there’s no promise of an internship, they do
provide free help to both current Monash students and recent
graduates by polishing the skills required to get one.
Individual Faculty Programs
If you’re feeling really lost, contact your faculty. Most Monash
faculties offer subjects or help services based around locating
and completing industry experience. So call them up and discuss
your options!
Now you have no excuse—so get searching!
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