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Michael<br />

Patriquen<br />

BY MARY JAYNE<br />

WHILE THE FATE OF THEIR SON’S SHOOTER<br />

HAS EFFECTIVELY BEEN SEALED, THE FINAL<br />

CHAPTER OF FORMER WEED ACTIVISTS MIKE<br />

PATRIQUEN SR. AND MELANIE STEPHEN’S<br />

DIVORCE SAGA HAS YET TO BE WRITTEN.<br />

Divorce proceedings between Michael and<br />

Melanie, former (Bad pun alert! — ed.) high profile<br />

activists for the Cheech & Chong set, are<br />

now entering Year Five, meaning their acrimonious<br />

divorce has outlasted most modern marriages.<br />

(See Frank 494 for the initial report on<br />

their martial meltdown.)<br />

Their latest legal spliff, I mean rift, centres on<br />

the court-ordered sale of their former matrimonial<br />

abode in Sackville, a ruling opposed by<br />

one-time N.S. Marijuana Party leader Michael.*<br />

In July, Supreme Court Family Division<br />

Judge James Williams ordered the Orchard<br />

Drive property, where Michael lives with his<br />

wheelchair-bound son Mike Jr. and runs a 25<br />

plant grow op for medical marijuana, listed for<br />

sale at $257,200.<br />

Michael is dead-set against the sale, arguing<br />

that it would leave him and his children — the<br />

divorced pair also have a 17-year daughter,<br />

who the court has ruled is no longer a dependent<br />

of her parents — “out on the street, destitute.”<br />

Needless to say, Melanie, married to Michael<br />

for 23 years, isn’t buying the argument. Michael<br />

is “playing the system and is simply attempting<br />

to throw yet another wrench into what has been<br />

an exhaustive (legal) process,” court papers<br />

say.<br />

Melanie, who deems his latest legal manoeuvres<br />

“frivolous” believes that Michael opposes<br />

the sale because “he fears his portion of the<br />

proceeds will be forfeited to pay his fines.”<br />

Besides an outstanding Revenue Canada<br />

debt under $175,000, Michael currently owes<br />

$250,000 in fines from past convictions under<br />

the Controlled Drugs and Substances Act.<br />

The one-time celebrity cannabis couple also<br />

appear to be swimming in smaller pools of credit<br />

card debt, mortgage debt and property tax debt,<br />

making the house sale a matter of no small importance<br />

to Melanie.<br />

On July 29, Appeals Court Chief Justice<br />

Michael MacDonald dismissed Michael’s at-<br />

Melanie<br />

Stephen<br />

POT PAIR’S MELTDOWN GETS UGLIER<br />

tempt to postpone the listing until November<br />

16, when the court was scheduled to hear his<br />

formal appeal.<br />

But it appears the Patriquens have finally tried<br />

the court’s patience. On August 3, Judge<br />

Williams reviewed his and Judge MacDonald’s<br />

earlier decisions, and concluded “neither party<br />

was in a finanical position to buy out the other<br />

party.”<br />

Declaring that the “matrimonial property issue<br />

... has a tortuous background,” Judge Williams<br />

ordered the house be sold, acknowledging that<br />

to maintain status quo was a “scenario (that) is<br />

in a word intolerable for everybody.”<br />

He ordered Michael list the house at $257,200<br />

with a realtor of his choice, and in an unusual<br />

but not unprecedented move, added a clause<br />

stating that the property can be sold at public<br />

auction, at a date to be determined by the Sheriff<br />

after October 1.<br />

* Under Michael’s leadership (though incarcerated<br />

at the time, Michael nonetheless ran in<br />

both Halifax Citadel and Sackville Cobequid),<br />

the Marijuana Party won 1,608 votes in the 2003<br />

provincial election.<br />

Does Frank Know?<br />

atlanticfrank@eastlink.ca<br />

SEPTEMBER 28, 2010 ATLANTIC CANADA FRANK 21

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