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Michael<br />
Patriquen<br />
BY MARY JAYNE<br />
WHILE THE FATE OF THEIR SON’S SHOOTER<br />
HAS EFFECTIVELY BEEN SEALED, THE FINAL<br />
CHAPTER OF FORMER WEED ACTIVISTS MIKE<br />
PATRIQUEN SR. AND MELANIE STEPHEN’S<br />
DIVORCE SAGA HAS YET TO BE WRITTEN.<br />
Divorce proceedings between Michael and<br />
Melanie, former (Bad pun alert! — ed.) high profile<br />
activists for the Cheech & Chong set, are<br />
now entering Year Five, meaning their acrimonious<br />
divorce has outlasted most modern marriages.<br />
(See Frank 494 for the initial report on<br />
their martial meltdown.)<br />
Their latest legal spliff, I mean rift, centres on<br />
the court-ordered sale of their former matrimonial<br />
abode in Sackville, a ruling opposed by<br />
one-time N.S. Marijuana Party leader Michael.*<br />
In July, Supreme Court Family Division<br />
Judge James Williams ordered the Orchard<br />
Drive property, where Michael lives with his<br />
wheelchair-bound son Mike Jr. and runs a 25<br />
plant grow op for medical marijuana, listed for<br />
sale at $257,200.<br />
Michael is dead-set against the sale, arguing<br />
that it would leave him and his children — the<br />
divorced pair also have a 17-year daughter,<br />
who the court has ruled is no longer a dependent<br />
of her parents — “out on the street, destitute.”<br />
Needless to say, Melanie, married to Michael<br />
for 23 years, isn’t buying the argument. Michael<br />
is “playing the system and is simply attempting<br />
to throw yet another wrench into what has been<br />
an exhaustive (legal) process,” court papers<br />
say.<br />
Melanie, who deems his latest legal manoeuvres<br />
“frivolous” believes that Michael opposes<br />
the sale because “he fears his portion of the<br />
proceeds will be forfeited to pay his fines.”<br />
Besides an outstanding Revenue Canada<br />
debt under $175,000, Michael currently owes<br />
$250,000 in fines from past convictions under<br />
the Controlled Drugs and Substances Act.<br />
The one-time celebrity cannabis couple also<br />
appear to be swimming in smaller pools of credit<br />
card debt, mortgage debt and property tax debt,<br />
making the house sale a matter of no small importance<br />
to Melanie.<br />
On July 29, Appeals Court Chief Justice<br />
Michael MacDonald dismissed Michael’s at-<br />
Melanie<br />
Stephen<br />
POT PAIR’S MELTDOWN GETS UGLIER<br />
tempt to postpone the listing until November<br />
16, when the court was scheduled to hear his<br />
formal appeal.<br />
But it appears the Patriquens have finally tried<br />
the court’s patience. On August 3, Judge<br />
Williams reviewed his and Judge MacDonald’s<br />
earlier decisions, and concluded “neither party<br />
was in a finanical position to buy out the other<br />
party.”<br />
Declaring that the “matrimonial property issue<br />
... has a tortuous background,” Judge Williams<br />
ordered the house be sold, acknowledging that<br />
to maintain status quo was a “scenario (that) is<br />
in a word intolerable for everybody.”<br />
He ordered Michael list the house at $257,200<br />
with a realtor of his choice, and in an unusual<br />
but not unprecedented move, added a clause<br />
stating that the property can be sold at public<br />
auction, at a date to be determined by the Sheriff<br />
after October 1.<br />
* Under Michael’s leadership (though incarcerated<br />
at the time, Michael nonetheless ran in<br />
both Halifax Citadel and Sackville Cobequid),<br />
the Marijuana Party won 1,608 votes in the 2003<br />
provincial election.<br />
Does Frank Know?<br />
atlanticfrank@eastlink.ca<br />
SEPTEMBER 28, 2010 ATLANTIC CANADA FRANK 21